21 Jump Street - Principal Dadier Addresses His Students
Principal Dadier:
Alright, which one of you is Doug?
Principal Dadier:
Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.
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21 Jump Street - Struggles of Identity and Pressure in School
Principal Dadier:
I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.
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A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - Heavenly Encounter with Jesus and Neil Patrick Harris
Jesus:
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Jesus?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck]
Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Oh, for reals?
Jesus:
Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris:
Ha-ha, you're one of those.
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Jurassic World - Handling Incidents in Jurassic World
Masrani:
The very existence of this park is predicated on our ability to handle incidents like this. It was an eventuality, okay?
Lowery:
You should put that in the brochure. "Eventually, one of these things will eat somebody.
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Jurassic World - Nostalgia for Authentic Dinosaurs
Claire: [noticing the Jurassic Park t-shirt Lowery is wearing]
What is that?
Lowery:
Oh. I got off of eBay. Cost me $150, but the mint condition one was for $200, so, this was-
Claire:
Don't you think that's in poor taste?
Lowery:
I know. It was terrible. I mean, I know a lot of people died, but, that first park was just legit, you know? They didn't rely on all these genetic hybrids. They had real dinosaurs.
Claire:
Just don't wear it again.
Lowery:
Right. Okay, I won't.
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Jurassic World - Corporate Sponsorship in Jurassic World
Vivian:
Did you close the deal?
Claire:
Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex.
Lowery:
Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs?
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The Mummy - Inevitability of Fate and Consequences
Chris Vail:
You can't run. You can't escape. She's got plans for you.
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No Strings Attached - Future Expectations of Intimacy and Routine
Eli:
Ten years from now you will be having sex with your wife. and it'll be in the missionary position. And one of you will be asleep.
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