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James Avery Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from James Avery

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Mystery of Biggie Mack's Numbers Revealed
John This is unbelievable. She has 50 numbers in here, not one of them is mine.
Lisa You shouldn't be looking at that.
John Why not? "Biggie Mack, cell. Biggie Mack, pager. Biggie Mack, home." Who the hell is Biggie Mack?
Lisa I don't know, John.
John I'm gonna find out who Biggie Mack is. I don't like that name. What the hell kind of name is that?
Eldon What is that?
Eldon's Wife Marcus's cell phone.
Eldon Cell phone?
Eldon's Wife Mm-hmm.
Eldon When did he get a cell phone?
Eldon's Wife Last week.
Lisa What are you doing? John!
John Shh! I'm checking out Biggie Mack.
Eldon Hello.
John Hey, who is this?
Eldon Well, who is this?
John Is this Biggie Mack?
Eldon Who wants to know?
John I'm asking the questions here, punk!
Eldon What?
John How old are you?
Eldon None of your damn business.
John What if I make it my business to find out how old you are?
Eldon Are you threatening me?
John I don't make threats! I'm promising you that if you ever--
Lisa John!
Eldon Is this John Dolittle?
Lisa Hi, I'm so sorry. That's a wrong number.
John That's a grown man on the other end of that phone.
Lisa I wish I could say the same thing about you.
Lisa The door.
John I hear the door.
Lisa Go get that door right now!
John Who am I, Mr. French? I got to get doors? Just a minute.
Eric Hey, Dr. D. What's up? it's me.
John Me? Who's "me"? Back up, "me.
Eric I'm saying, you gonna let me in? Dr. D. What's going on? Excuse me? Remember me? Eric, Domino's Pizza. Extra cheese, anchovies, guacamole?
John You're the pizza guy, yeah.
Eric I delivered that.
John Thanks a lot, man. I forget to give you a tip? I'm sorry.
Eric No, no, that's cool. You gave me something a little better than a tip.
John I'm gonna take care of you. It's nice to have a little--
Eric What's up, baby? What's going on? You ready?
John Hold on. Wait. This is your date?
Charisse Dad, Eric. Eric, Dad.
Eric My man. What's up?
[chuckling]
Charisse Uh, Eric? Hmm, no. We have to stay here with the family and eat dinner.
Eric Huh? It's cool with me.
John Hey, Charisse, now, don't be like that. You gonna ruin dinner for everybody. Come on now.
Eric You know what, pops? Don't sweat that. I know how to take care of her.
John Pops?