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Mystery of Biggie Mack's Numbers Revealed
John:
This is unbelievable. She has 50 numbers in here, not one of them is mine.
Lisa:
You shouldn't be looking at that.
John:
Why not? "Biggie Mack, cell. Biggie Mack, pager. Biggie Mack, home." Who the hell is Biggie Mack?
Lisa:
I don't know, John.
John:
I'm gonna find out who Biggie Mack is. I don't like that name. What the hell kind of name is that?
Eldon:
What is that?
Eldon's Wife:
Marcus's cell phone.
Eldon:
Cell phone?
Eldon's Wife:
Mm-hmm.
Eldon:
When did he get a cell phone?
Eldon's Wife:
Last week.
Lisa:
What are you doing? John!
John:
Shh! I'm checking out Biggie Mack.
Eldon:
Hello.
John:
Hey, who is this?
Eldon:
Well, who is this?
John:
Is this Biggie Mack?
Eldon:
Who wants to know?
John:
I'm asking the questions here, punk!
Eldon:
What?
John:
How old are you?
Eldon:
None of your damn business.
John:
What if I make it my business to find out how old you are?
Eldon:
Are you threatening me?
John:
I don't make threats! I'm promising you that if you ever--
Lisa:
John!
Eldon:
Is this John Dolittle?
Lisa:
Hi, I'm so sorry. That's a wrong number.
John:
That's a grown man on the other end of that phone.
Lisa:
I wish I could say the same thing about you.
Lisa:
The door.
John:
I hear the door.
Lisa:
Go get that door right now!
John:
Who am I, Mr. French? I got to get doors? Just a minute.
Eric:
Hey, Dr. D. What's up? it's me.
John:
Me? Who's "me"? Back up, "me.
Eric:
I'm saying, you gonna let me in? Dr. D. What's going on? Excuse me? Remember me? Eric, Domino's Pizza. Extra cheese, anchovies, guacamole?
John:
You're the pizza guy, yeah.
Eric:
I delivered that.
John:
Thanks a lot, man. I forget to give you a tip? I'm sorry.
Eric:
No, no, that's cool. You gave me something a little better than a tip.
John:
I'm gonna take care of you. It's nice to have a little--
Eric:
What's up, baby? What's going on? You ready?
John:
Hold on. Wait. This is your date?
Charisse:
Dad, Eric. Eric, Dad.
Eric: [chuckling]
My man. What's up?
Charisse:
Uh, Eric? Hmm, no. We have to stay here with the family and eat dinner.
Eric:
Huh? It's cool with me.
John:
Hey, Charisse, now, don't be like that. You gonna ruin dinner for everybody. Come on now.
Eric:
You know what, pops? Don't sweat that. I know how to take care of her.
John:
Pops?
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