Memorable Quotes from James Coco
14 quotesTwain's Unusual Pursuit in France
Milo Perrier
Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles.
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A Plea for Rational Decision-Making
Andreas Flaxman
Look, can't you see he already considers you his father? Listen to me, Lafayette. Get rid of it before it's too late. Listen to the voice of reason. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Andreas Flaxman
Mon frere, get rid of it.
Gerard Lafayette
Sure.
[saddened]
Andreas Flaxman
Forget the dictates of your heart.
[gently]
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Historical Compromise and Its Complexities
Gerard Lafayette
You put Nixon's head upon Nero's body. I saw up there.
Andreas Flaxman
There is history and there is compromise. Sometimes the two flow together, and we have what is called historical compromise.
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Unpleasant Task of a Dead Butler
Milo Perrier
You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket.
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The Enduring Legacy of Rats in Civilization
Gerard Lafayette
Rats are smart. Men are stupid.
Andreas Flaxman
Ah, during the time if Julius Caesar rodents were the cause of starvation among the populace. Bear this in mind, Lafayette, civilizations fade away, but the rats remain. The future belongs to the rats!
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Hunger and Communication in Murder by Death
Milo Perrier
You should not speak with an accent when you know I'm so hungry.
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Critique of Gender Perception
Milo Perrier
As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman you are a dog.
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Conflict Between Anarchist and Authority Figures
Andreas Flaxman
Out! Out! Never come back!
[as Luigi leaves]
Luigi Nocello
You are worse than... than a judge, worse than a cop, worse than a policeman! You are worse than all of them!
[returning, he brandishes his cane]
Luigi Nocello
Anarchist! Yes!
[screaming]
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Identity and Nationality in Humor
Milo Perrier
I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!
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High Stakes in a Deadly Game
Milo Perrier
One of us will be one million dollars richer, and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung.
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Observation of Height Perception
Milo Perrier
You look taller to me. Why is that?
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Impatience for Dinner and a Corpse
Milo Perrier
Monsieur Twain, we have been here nearly four hours and there has not been a hint of a hot dinner or a cold corpse. I must therefore bid you adieu.
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Endangered Species Warning and Threat
Schoolboy with baseball cap
Boy, you shouldn't have that! It's an endangered species.
[seeing the chimp]
Andreas Flaxman
Really? Well, if you don't get out of here, you're going to be an endangered species.
[nastily]
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A Distinction in Family-Related Crimes
Milo Perrier
Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide.
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