Bye Bye Monkey - Conflict Between Anarchist and Authority Figures
Andreas Flaxman: [as Luigi leaves]
Out! Out! Never come back!
Luigi Nocello: [returning, he brandishes his cane]
You are worse than... than a judge, worse than a cop, worse than a policeman! You are worse than all of them!
Luigi Nocello: [screaming]
Anarchist! Yes!
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Bye Bye Monkey - Endangered Species Warning and Threat
Schoolboy with baseball cap: [seeing the chimp]
Boy, you shouldn't have that! It's an endangered species.
Andreas Flaxman: [nastily]
Really? Well, if you don't get out of here, you're going to be an endangered species.
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Bye Bye Monkey - A Plea for Rational Decision-Making
Andreas Flaxman:
Look, can't you see he already considers you his father? Listen to me, Lafayette. Get rid of it before it's too late. Listen to the voice of reason. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Andreas Flaxman:
Mon frere, get rid of it.
Gerard Lafayette: [saddened]
Sure.
Andreas Flaxman: [gently]
Forget the dictates of your heart.
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Bye Bye Monkey - Historical Compromise and Its Complexities
Gerard Lafayette:
You put Nixon's head upon Nero's body. I saw up there.
Andreas Flaxman:
There is history and there is compromise. Sometimes the two flow together, and we have what is called historical compromise.
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Bye Bye Monkey - The Enduring Legacy of Rats in Civilization
Gerard Lafayette:
Rats are smart. Men are stupid.
Andreas Flaxman:
Ah, during the time if Julius Caesar rodents were the cause of starvation among the populace. Bear this in mind, Lafayette, civilizations fade away, but the rats remain. The future belongs to the rats!
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Murder by Death - Critique of Gender Perception
Milo Perrier:
As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman you are a dog.
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Murder by Death - Observation of Height Perception
Milo Perrier:
You look taller to me. Why is that?
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Murder by Death - Identity and Nationality in Humor
Milo Perrier:
I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!
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Murder by Death - Twain's Unusual Pursuit in France
Milo Perrier:
Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles.
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Murder by Death - A Distinction in Family-Related Crimes
Milo Perrier:
Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide.
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Murder by Death - High Stakes in a Deadly Game
Milo Perrier:
One of us will be one million dollars richer, and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung.
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Murder by Death - Unpleasant Task of a Dead Butler
Milo Perrier:
You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket.
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Murder by Death - Impatience for Dinner and a Corpse
Milo Perrier:
Monsieur Twain, we have been here nearly four hours and there has not been a hint of a hot dinner or a cold corpse. I must therefore bid you adieu.
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Murder by Death - Hunger and Communication in Murder by Death
Milo Perrier:
You should not speak with an accent when you know I'm so hungry.
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