Memorable Quotes from James Cranna
1 quoteA Conversation About Miranda Hillard's Children
Stu
Four iced teas, Todd.
Ron
So, whose rugrats?
Stu
Miranda Hillard's.
Ron
Miranda Hillard?
Stu
The woman I'm seeing.
Ron
No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids? Won't have anything to do with kids? You won't even date a woman who's got kids.
Stu
People change, Ron. I'm pushing 40. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life by myself.
Ron
She's got an awful lot of baggage, though. Three kids?
Stu
Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them, especially that little Natalie. Look at her. She's a sweetie pie. God knows they need some kind of stable father figure in their life right now. Thanks, Todd.
[Todd puts the drinks on a tray offscreen]
Ron
What about their real father?
Stu
What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.
Mrs. Doubtfire
Loser? Oh, yeah. Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists - they ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting! I'll get them, sir. Don't worry. Oh, oh. Good waste of juice. Loser. What are you lookin at?
[as Daniel; takes a lime and throws it at Stu's head. Stu looks back, angry; as Mrs. Doubtfire; Stu clears his throat and walks back to the family with the iced teas; as Daniel; Ron looks at Mrs. Doubtfire; as Daniel; takes a sip of beer]
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