James Cranna

Stu: Four iced teas, Todd.

Ron: So, whose rugrats?

Stu: Miranda Hillard's.

Ron: Miranda Hillard?

Stu: The woman I'm seeing.

Ron: No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids? Won't have anything to do with kids? You won't even date a woman who's got kids.

Stu: People change, Ron. I'm pushing 40. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life by myself.

Ron: She's got an awful lot of baggage, though. Three kids?

Stu: [Todd puts the drinks on a tray offscreen] Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them, especially that little Natalie. Look at her. She's a sweetie pie. God knows they need some kind of stable father figure in their life right now. Thanks, Todd.

Ron: What about their real father?

Stu: What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.

Mrs. Doubtfire: [as Daniel; takes a lime and throws it at Stu's head. Stu looks back, angry; as Mrs. Doubtfire; Stu clears his throat and walks back to the family with the iced teas; as Daniel; Ron looks at Mrs. Doubtfire; as Daniel; takes a sip of beer] Loser? Oh, yeah. Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists - they ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting! I'll get them, sir. Don't worry. Oh, oh. Good waste of juice. Loser. What are you lookin at?