Major League II - Excitement for Change in Major League II
Lou Brown:
I LOVE THIS SHIT. I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND. YEAH!
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Major League II - Excuses and Collapses in Major League II
Lou Brown:
Taylor, it's not your job to make excuses. THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS DO GOOD. IT'S EITHER A LEG THING. OR A SPIRITUAL THING. OR A PSYCHOLOGICAL THING. OR A HEART ATTACK!
Jake Taylor:
Who used heart attack?
Lou:
Me. (collapses)
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Major League II - The Importance of Winning Streaks in Sports
Lou Brown:
We won a game yesterday, if we win one today, that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow, that's called a "winning streak." It has happened before. SO LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE! SO LET'S JACK IT UP A LITTLE!
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Major League II - Team Focus and Timing Concerns
Lou Brown:
This team has completely lost its focus.
Roger Dorn:
You think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?
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Cabin Boy - Consequences of Miscommunication Among Friends
Trina:
And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.
Paps:
Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?
Skunk:
Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?
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Cabin Boy - Fishing and Its Unpleasant Smell
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Cabin Boy - A Humorous Take on Awkward Family Dynamics
Nathanial:
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
Paps:
Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin over.
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Cabin Boy - Unexpected Compliments and Quirky Conversations
Trina:
Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.
Cupcake:
Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
Kenny:
Mmmm. Gum.
Paps:
Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!
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Major League - Encouraging Tough Play in Baseball
Lou Brown: [''After Dorn has jumped out of the way of a ground ball and then tried to field it anyway'']
C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this ¡Olé! bullshit!
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Major League - Coaching Advice on Hitting Technique
Lou Brown:
Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out. Every time I see you hit one in the air, you owe me twenty push-ups.
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Major League - Lou Brown's Warning to Hayes
Lou Brown: [''After Hayes has made a Willie Mays style basket catch'']
Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again.
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Major League - Advice on Pitching Strategy in Baseball
Lou Brown:
Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater!
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Silver Bullet - The Unseen Consequences of Alcoholism
Arnie Westrum: [drunkenly singing; hears the rustle of leaves]
My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer.It's not bitter, not sweet, it's a real frosty treat.Won't you buy, won't you buy Rheingold Beer?Won't you try, won't you buy? Jesus, Arnie. What're you, are you afraid of the Boogeyman? Heh-heh. God. Come on out of there, buster, and give me a hand. All right, what is it that you want, Arnie? I want some Rheingold... As soon as I get that dirt out of there.
Older Jane: [narrating]
The killing had begun, but at first, no one knew it. You see, Arnie Westrum was a chronic drunk. And what happened seemed like an accident. The county coroner concluded Arnie had passed out on the tracks. There wasn't enough evidence to conclude anything else.
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