James Gammon Quotes

Lou Brown Taylor, it's not your job to make excuses. THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS DO GOOD. IT'S EITHER A LEG THING. OR A SPIRITUAL THING. OR A PSYCHOLOGICAL THING. OR A HEART ATTACK!

Jake Taylor Who used heart attack?

Lou Me. (collapses)

Lou Brown We won a game yesterday, if we win one today, that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow, that's called a "winning streak." It has happened before. SO LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE! SO LET'S JACK IT UP A LITTLE!

Nathanial Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.

Paps Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin over.

Lou Brown I LOVE THIS SHIT. I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND. YEAH!

Lou Brown C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this ¡Olé! bullshit!

Lou Brown Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out. Every time I see you hit one in the air, you owe me twenty push-ups.

Lou Brown This team has completely lost its focus.

Roger Dorn You think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?

Lou Brown Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater!

Arnie Westrum My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer.It's not bitter, not sweet, it's a real frosty treat.Won't you buy, won't you buy Rheingold Beer?Won't you try, won't you buy? Jesus, Arnie. What're you, are you afraid of the Boogeyman? Heh-heh. God. Come on out of there, buster, and give me a hand. All right, what is it that you want, Arnie? I want some Rheingold... As soon as I get that dirt out of there.

Older Jane The killing had begun, but at first, no one knew it. You see, Arnie Westrum was a chronic drunk. And what happened seemed like an accident. The county coroner concluded Arnie had passed out on the tracks. There wasn't enough evidence to conclude anything else.

Trina Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.

Cupcake Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?

Kenny Mmmm. Gum.

Paps Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!

Trina And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.

Paps Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?

Skunk Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?

Lou Brown Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Skunk We're just here to catch fish and stink.

Paps Mostly the latter.