Memorable Quotes from James Handy
2 quotesDebate Over Unseen African Bats
Exterminator
I don't see any guano.
Judy Shepherd
He said it looked like that.
[consulting a book]
Exterminator
That's an African bat. Some kid said she saw a bunch of those back in the 60s. But we don't get bats like that in New England.
Judy Shepherd
But that's what he saw.
Exterminator
Well, whatever it was is gone now. Bats aren't what I'd worry about in this house any ways.
Judy Shepherd
What would you worry about?
Exterminator
Well, personally I wouldn't wanna live in a house where someone was murdered.
Judy Shepherd
Murdered?
Exterminator
Yep. Little Alan Parrish. I say his father did it. There's a thousand and one places he could have hid the body in this house. Especially if he chopped it up first.
Aunt Nora
Hey, up there! You kids don't wanna be late for your first day of school.
Exterminator
Not a bat in sight, ma'am.
Aunt Nora
Ya hear that? There is nothing to be afraid of in this house.
Aunt Nora
I can't believe I have to see your principal after the first day. What am I gonna do? Let's just try to relax and finish our dinner and talk about something else.
Judy Shepherd
Well, we found out why you got this house so cheap. Twenty-six years ago, a kid named Alan Parrish used to live here. Then one day, he just disappeared cause his parents chopped him up in little pieces and hid him in the walls.
Aunt Nora
Okay, that's it. I'm sick and tired of your lies, young lady, you're ]
[To Judy, putting her foot down; [w:Grounded (video game)|grounded.; Judy gets up and leaves]
Judy Shepherd
Fine. There's nowhere to go in this stupid town anyway. And just for your information, that wasn't a lie.
Judy Shepherd
Did you hear anything a little while ago?
Peter Shepherd
Do you miss Mom and Dad?
Judy Shepherd
No.
Peter Shepherd
Liar. If you don't cut that out, they're gonna send you to a shrink.
Judy Shepherd
Where do you think they're gonna send you if you don't start talking?
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Consequences of Greed and Betrayal in Medicine
Maureen Rooney
You know you guys are all the same. You don't care who gets hurt. You're a bunch of whores. You'd do anything for a dollar. You got no loyalty... No nothing... You're a bunch of whores.
Kevin Doneghy
You guys... you guys are all the same! The doctors at the hospital, you... it's always what I'm going to do for you. And then you screw up, and it's, "Ah, we did the best that we could, I'm dreadfully sorry." And people like us live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.
Kaitlin Costello
After the operation, when that poor girl she went into a coma, Dr. Towler called me in. He told me that he'd had five difficult deliveries in a row and he was tired... and he never looked at the admittance form. And he told me to change the form. He told me to change the 1 to a 9'... or else... or else he said, he said he'd fire me. He said I'd never work again. Who were these men? Who were these men? I wanted to be a nurse!
[testifying why she kept a copy of the admittance form]
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