She's the Man - Clarifying the Current Situation
Principal Gold: [Shouting through his megaphone directly into Malcom's ear]
MALCOLM! CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE CURRENT SITUATION?
Malcolm: [Also embarrassed]
No more than has already been shed, sir.
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She's the Man - Debate on Gender Norms and High Heels
Malcolm:
I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold:
Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [Walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone]
Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller. And to make it harder for them to run away.
Principal Gold:
Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm:
No, sir, I...
Principal Gold:
Not that easy. Not that easy...
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She's the Man - Shower Etiquette in Dorm Life
Viola:
(Singing) I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.
Malcolm: [startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself]
Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower! ...Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.
Viola:
Sup dog?
Duke: [''Sarcastically'']
Yeah, what's kickin', homie?
Viola:
Later.
Duke: [holding up Viola's chest bandage]
Hey, you forgot, ew... This, coolio.
Viola:
Word, G-man.
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She's the Man - Appreciating Honest Lyrics in Friendship
Olivia:
What's this? Poems?
Viola:
Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.
Olivia: [reading; Continues reading]
Wake up I've been waiting for you".
Olivia:
Those are really good. So honest.
Viola:
I know. I keep telling him... me... myself... my... myself.
Malcolm:
I write songs too, Olivia.
Olivia:
Really? Wonderful.
Malcolm: [sings]
Check it out. I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside.
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