Memorable Quotes from James Snyder
4 quotesAppreciating Honest Lyrics in Friendship
Olivia
What's this? Poems?
Viola
Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.
Olivia
Wake up I've been waiting for you".
[reading; Continues reading]
Olivia
Those are really good. So honest.
Viola
I know. I keep telling him... me... myself... my... myself.
Malcolm
I write songs too, Olivia.
Olivia
Really? Wonderful.
Malcolm
Check it out. I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside.
[sings]
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Shower Etiquette in Dorm Life
Viola
(Singing) I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.
Malcolm
Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower! ...Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.
[startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself]
Viola
Sup dog?
Duke
Yeah, what's kickin', homie?
[''Sarcastically'']
Viola
Later.
Duke
Hey, you forgot, ew... This, coolio.
[holding up Viola's chest bandage]
Viola
Word, G-man.
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Debate on Gender Norms and High Heels
Malcolm
I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold
Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola
Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller. And to make it harder for them to run away.
[Walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone]
Principal Gold
Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm
No, sir, I...
Principal Gold
Not that easy. Not that easy...
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Clarifying the Current Situation
Principal Gold
MALCOLM! CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE CURRENT SITUATION?
[Shouting through his megaphone directly into Malcom's ear]
Malcolm
No more than has already been shed, sir.
[Also embarrassed]
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