Memorable Quotes from James Wardlaw
7 quotesMinions Question Their Master’s Demands
Dr. Claw
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
McKibble
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick
Yeah!
McKibble
We're vicious minions, not valets.
McKibble
One sugar, or two?
Dr. Claw
Two.
Brick
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
Dr. Claw
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
Dr. Claw
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
McKibble
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
Brick
What's the plan this time?
Dr. Claw
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor
The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
Dr. Claw
(turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.
Brick
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Dr. Claw
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
Brick
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
McKibble
Yeah. I don't see how.
Dr. Claw
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
Brick
He's got a point.
McKibble
Yeah.
Dr. Claw
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Brick
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
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Gadget Faces Off Against Dr. Claw Again
Brick
Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw
Not again.
Penny
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw
Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
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Pursuit and Escape in Inspector Gadget 2
Brick
He's still after us!
Dr. Claw
McKibble! Lose him!
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Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey
(chattering)
Bartender
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender
Milk?
Inspector Gadget
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja
Hi-ya.
Brick
I think I see why now.
McKibble
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble
Immediately.
Penny
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile
(Snoring)
McKibble
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint
Let's get out of here.
Minions
(shouting)
Brick
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Oh, my head.
G2
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey
(Chattering)
Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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Time Stopped in a Frozen City
McKibble
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick
That means thime has stopped.
McKibble
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Penny
Uncle Gadget.
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Dr. Claw's Ambitious Superweapon Plan
Dr. Claw
Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick)
Brick
I know this one. The ruby.
Dr. Claw
Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles)
McKibble
Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
Dr. Claw
The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)
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Unexpected Encounters on the Roof
Brick
(He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
McKibble
On the roof?
Penny
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw
McKibble! Get him off!
McKibble
Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
Dr. Claw
Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
Inspector Gadget
Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
Dr. Claw
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
Inspector Gadget
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
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