Scream 2 - The Dangers of Movie Theaters Today
Sidney Prescott:
300 people watched. Nobody did anything. They thought it was a publicity, for Christ sakes.
Randy Meeks: [Speaking in an Australian accent humorously]
And it would have been a good one, too.
Sidney Prescott:
It's starting again, Randy.
Randy Meeks:
It's not. A lot of shit happens at the movies. People get robbed, shot, maimed, murdered. Movie theaters are very dangerous places to be these days.
Sidney Prescott: [persistent]
Yeah, and you are in extreme denial.
Randy Meeks:
You should be, too. This has nothing to do with us.
Sidney Prescott: [frantic]
Randy! A guy in a ghost mask hacked up two people in a movie theater filming our life story.
Randy Meeks:
Coincidence?
Sidney Prescott:
You know what happened at Woodsboro, Randy. You can't ignore it.
Randy Meeks: [speaking normally now]
I know, Sid, and I don't want to go back there again. Can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence?
Randy Meeks:
HELLO, DEREK, how you doing?
Derek: [kisses Sidney]
Hi, Sid, I heard you weren't in class.
Sidney Prescott:
Yeah, I know. I skipped it because I couldn't take the "Death to her" looks.
Derek:
Is there anything I could do?
Sidney Prescott:
Yeah, do you have any tricks for getting back to a pseudo-quasi happy existence?
Derek: [thinking decisively]
You know? I might just have one for that.
Randy Meeks:
Oh, yeah, what is that?
Sidney Prescott: [smiles]
That was pretty good.
Randy Meeks:
Get a room.
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Scream 2 - Analyzing the Killer's Patterns in Woodsboro
Gale Weathers:
Sorry. All right, let's just assume the killer is repeating Woodsboro...
Gale Weathers:
Yes?
Gale's Agent: [on the phone]
I have Bob calling.
Gale Weathers: [hangs up phone]
I'll have to call you back.
Randy Meeks:
That doesn't explain Sidney's attack. Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro. Wasn't for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started.
Gale Weathers:
Well, Sid's under protection, right?
Randy Meeks:
Yeah.
Gale Weathers:
What?
Gale's Agent: [on the phone]
Bob really needs to talk to you.
Gale Weathers: [hangs up phone]
Tell Bob I'll call him back.
Deputy Dewey Riley:
When'd she start smoking?
Randy Meeks:
Ever since those nude pictures on the Internet.
Gale Weathers:
It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body. Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...---
Joel:
Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you, guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see if I can find some crack, Special KX, not Malcolm, and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bell-ish, all right?
Deputy Dewey Riley:
He seems a little shaky.
Gale Weathers:
Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.
Deputy Dewey Riley:
I wouldn't follow a killer's pattern. We were all involved in Woodsboro. Could be any one of us.
Gale Weathers:
So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next?
Deputy Dewey Riley: [Gale's phone rings again]
Well, I don't know... "Phonehead"!
Randy Meeks:
Gale's not here!---
Phone Voice: [laughs evilly]
I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?
Randy Meeks:
It's him.
Deputy Dewey Riley:
Who?
Randy Meeks:
The killer. He can see us.
Deputy Dewey Riley:
Just keep him on the phone.
Randy Meeks:
What do you want me to say?
Deputy Dewey Riley:
I-I don't know. Just keep him talking. Come on, Gale.
Randy Meeks:
Uh...hi.
Gale Weathers:
What are we doing?
Deputy Dewey Riley:
Look for somebody with a cell phone.
Randy Meeks:
So, uh... what's your favorite scary movie?
Phone Voice:
You'll never find me.
Randy Meeks:
What do you care? Let em have their fun. So, uh... what's up?
Phone Voice:
What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy Meeks:
Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours? Wait. Let me guess. The House on Sorority Row? The dorm that dripped blood? Splatter university? Graduation day? Final exam? Am I close?
Phone Voice: [A random person bumps into Randy]
Closer than you think. Too slow, geek. Do you want to die?
Randy Meeks:
Is that the best you can do? Because Billy and Stu were much more original.
Phone Voice:
Why are you even here, Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
Randy Meeks:
FUCK! YOU!
Phone Voice:
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be the hero and you'll never, ever get the girl.
Randy Meeks:
Sorry.
Phone Voice:
Wrong guy, dead boy.
Randy Meeks:
Oh, yeah? Well, let's re-direct the moment, Mr. I'm So Original. Huh? Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copycat two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy-ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the fuck? Jesus! What a rat-looking, homo-repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher, huh? You wanna be one of the big boys? Huh? Manson, Bundy, O.J, Son of...
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