Jamie Kennedy Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Jamie Kennedy

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Scream 2

The Dangers of Movie Theaters Today

Sidney Prescott 300 people watched. Nobody did anything. They thought it was a publicity, for Christ sakes.

Randy Meeks And it would have been a good one, too.

[Speaking in an Australian accent humorously]

Sidney Prescott It's starting again, Randy.

Randy Meeks It's not. A lot of shit happens at the movies. People get robbed, shot, maimed, murdered. Movie theaters are very dangerous places to be these days.

Sidney Prescott Yeah, and you are in extreme denial.

[persistent]

Randy Meeks You should be, too. This has nothing to do with us.

Sidney Prescott Randy! A guy in a ghost mask hacked up two people in a movie theater filming our life story.

[frantic]

Randy Meeks Coincidence?

Sidney Prescott You know what happened at Woodsboro, Randy. You can't ignore it.

Randy Meeks I know, Sid, and I don't want to go back there again. Can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence?

[speaking normally now]

Randy Meeks HELLO, DEREK, how you doing?

Derek Hi, Sid, I heard you weren't in class.

[kisses Sidney]

Sidney Prescott Yeah, I know. I skipped it because I couldn't take the "Death to her" looks.

Derek Is there anything I could do?

Sidney Prescott Yeah, do you have any tricks for getting back to a pseudo-quasi happy existence?

Derek You know? I might just have one for that.

[thinking decisively]

Randy Meeks Oh, yeah, what is that?

Sidney Prescott That was pretty good.

[smiles]

Randy Meeks Get a room.

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Scream 2

Analyzing the Killer's Patterns in Woodsboro

Gale Weathers Sorry. All right, let's just assume the killer is repeating Woodsboro...

Gale Weathers Yes?

Gale's Agent I have Bob calling.

[on the phone]

Gale Weathers I'll have to call you back.

[hangs up phone]

Randy Meeks That doesn't explain Sidney's attack. Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro. Wasn't for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started.

Gale Weathers Well, Sid's under protection, right?

Randy Meeks Yeah.

Gale Weathers What?

Gale's Agent Bob really needs to talk to you.

[on the phone]

Gale Weathers Tell Bob I'll call him back.

[hangs up phone]

Deputy Dewey Riley When'd she start smoking?

Randy Meeks Ever since those nude pictures on the Internet.

Gale Weathers It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body. Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...---

Joel Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you, guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see if I can find some crack, Special KX, not Malcolm, and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bell-ish, all right?

Deputy Dewey Riley He seems a little shaky.

Gale Weathers Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.

Deputy Dewey Riley I wouldn't follow a killer's pattern. We were all involved in Woodsboro. Could be any one of us.

Gale Weathers So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Deputy Dewey Riley Well, I don't know... "Phonehead"!

[Gale's phone rings again]

Randy Meeks Gale's not here!---

Phone Voice I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

[laughs evilly]

Randy Meeks It's him.

Deputy Dewey Riley Who?

Randy Meeks The killer. He can see us.

Deputy Dewey Riley Just keep him on the phone.

Randy Meeks What do you want me to say?

Deputy Dewey Riley I-I don't know. Just keep him talking. Come on, Gale.

Randy Meeks Uh...hi.

Gale Weathers What are we doing?

Deputy Dewey Riley Look for somebody with a cell phone.

Randy Meeks So, uh... what's your favorite scary movie?

Phone Voice You'll never find me.

Randy Meeks What do you care? Let em have their fun. So, uh... what's up?

Phone Voice What's your favorite scary movie?

Randy Meeks Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours? Wait. Let me guess. The House on Sorority Row? The dorm that dripped blood? Splatter university? Graduation day? Final exam? Am I close?

Phone Voice Closer than you think. Too slow, geek. Do you want to die?

[A random person bumps into Randy]

Randy Meeks Is that the best you can do? Because Billy and Stu were much more original.

Phone Voice Why are you even here, Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

Randy Meeks FUCK! YOU!

Phone Voice No matter how hard you try, you'll never be the hero and you'll never, ever get the girl.

Randy Meeks Sorry.

Phone Voice Wrong guy, dead boy.

Randy Meeks Oh, yeah? Well, let's re-direct the moment, Mr. I'm So Original. Huh? Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copycat two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy-ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the fuck? Jesus! What a rat-looking, homo-repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher, huh? You wanna be one of the big boys? Huh? Manson, Bundy, O.J, Son of...