Dazed and Confused - Confrontation Between Coach and Students
Coach Conrad:
Come here, Randy. Come here. You been out with those losers all night?
Slater:
Hey, Coach Conrad. Remember me? Second-period gym class?
Coach Conrad:
That's the kind of people I was tellin you about. Trouble like this means nothing to those clowns. You're the one with something to lose.
Pink:
Coach, you don't even know them. How can you even pretend to talk that way?
Coach Conrad:
Okay, Randy. I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this. I want you to get your priorities straight, quit hanging out with those hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet?
Pink:
I'm still thinkin about it.
Coach Conrad:
No one's paying you to think about it, just do it, son!
Pink:
You know, Coach, I gotta get goin'. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh, and Coach, I forgot. I might play ball. But I will never sign that!
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Dazed and Confused - Reflections on Youth and Experience
Pink:
All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
Dawson:
Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many chicks as I could while I was stuck in this place.
Shavonne:
Whatever, Mr. Premature Ejaculation!
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Dazed and Confused - Protecting a Little Brother's Summer Experience
Jodi:
Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys. You know my little brother?
Benny:
Yeah, Mitch Kramer.
Jodi:
Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?
Pink:
Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.
Jodi:
Well, just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.
Benny:
OK. I promise.
Jodi: [giggles; leaves]
Benny! These guys, I don’t know...
Dawson:
There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?
Benny:
Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He’s fuckin’ dead!
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