Deena Martin

Pink: All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.

Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many chicks as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Shavonne: Whatever, Mr. Premature Ejaculation!

Kaye: [[Gilligan's Island] You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the ] episodes without even a hint of irony.

Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl?

Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you?

Shavonne: Gilligan's Island?

Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

Shavonne: Oh my...

Kaye: [[w:Ginger Grant|seductive sex-godess type; [w:Mary Ann Summers|healthy girl-next-door; [w:Gilligan (Gilligan's Island)|geek; [w:The Skipper|overweight middle-aged guy; [w:The Professor (Gilligan's Island)|nerdy scientific type] Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a ], the other a ] type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a ], an ], some ], I mean...

Jodi: The professor... is sexy.