Dazed and Confused - Reflections on Youth and Experience
Pink:
All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
Dawson:
Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many chicks as I could while I was stuck in this place.
Shavonne:
Whatever, Mr. Premature Ejaculation!
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Dazed and Confused - Disagreement Over Television Show References
Kaye: [[Gilligan's Island]
You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the ] episodes without even a hint of irony.
Shavonne:
What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye:
You weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne:
Gilligan's Island?
Kaye:
It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne:
Oh my...
Kaye: [[w:Ginger Grant|seductive sex-godess type; [w:Mary Ann Summers|healthy girl-next-door; [w:Gilligan (Gilligan's Island)|geek; [w:The Skipper|overweight middle-aged guy; [w:The Professor (Gilligan's Island)|nerdy scientific type]
Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a ], the other a ] type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a ], an ], some ], I mean...
Jodi:
The professor... is sexy.
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