I ♥ Huckabees - Questioning the Nature of Observation
Albert Markovski:
What?! Is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?!
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I ♥ Huckabees - Existence of Others Surprises Albert Markovski
Albert Markovski: [to Vivian Jaffe]
I can't believe you guys actually exist.
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I ♥ Huckabees - Crisis of Purpose and Identity
Albert Markovski:
Motherfucking cocksucker motherfucking shoot Mother what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm trapped! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit! I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do anymore! Mother! Fuck shoot!
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I ♥ Huckabees - Perception of Similarity in Diversity
Albert Markovski:
Everything is the same, even if it's different.
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I ♥ Huckabees - Reality of Suburbia versus Infinity
Albert Markovski:
We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs
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I ♥ Huckabees - Fear of Confrontation and Hostility
Albert Markovski: [about the body bag exercise]
I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!
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I ♥ Huckabees - The Wisdom of Stillness from a Rock
Albert Markovski:
Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.
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I ♥ Huckabees - Questioning Cooperation in a Troubled World
Albert Markovski:
Betrayed by Albert Markovski. Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? I don't think so.
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Moonrise Kingdom - Navigating Life's Challenges and Opportunities
Cousin Ben:
Your badge in seamanship?
Sam:
Yes, sir.
Cousin Ben:
Good. There's a cold water crabber moored off Broken Rock. The skipper owes me an IOU. We'll see if he can take you on as a claw cracker. It won't be an easy life, but it's better than shock therapy.
Sam:
Thank you, sir. By the way, where's the chapel tent?
Cousin Ben:
Back there, but the padre's home with the mumps. Why do you ask?
Sam:
I want to bring my wife.
Suzy:
But we're not married yet.
Cousin Ben:
You his girl?
Suzy:
Yeah.
Cousin Ben:
Technically, I'm a civil law scrivener. I'm authorized to declare births, deaths, and marriages. You're kind of young. You got a license?
Sam, Suzy:
No.
Cousin Ben:
I can't offer you a legally binding union. It won't hold up in the state, the county, or frankly, any courtroom in the world, due to your age, lack of a license, and failure to get parental consent. But the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves. You can't enter into the contract lightly. Look into my eyes. Do you love each other?
Suzy:
Yes, we do.
Cousin Ben:
Think about what I'm saying. Are you sure you're ready for this?
Suzy:
Yes, we are.
Cousin Ben: [to nobody in particular]
They're not listening to me. Let me rephrase it.
Suzy:
We're in a hurry.
Cousin Ben:
Are you chewing gum? Spit out the gum, sister. In fact, everybody.
Cousin Ben:
I don't like the snappy attitude. This is the most important decision you've made in your lives. Now go over by the trampoline and talk it through before you give me another quick answer...
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Rushmore - Vietnam Experience Discussed Between Two Characters
Max Fischer:
So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume:
Yeah.
Max Fischer:
Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume:
Yeah, I was in the shit.
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Rushmore - Finding Passion in Life
Herman Blume:
What's the secret, Max?
Max Fischer:
The secret?
Herman Blume:
Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
Max Fischer:
The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
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Rushmore - Misunderstanding Uniforms in a Casual Exchange
Max Fischer:
I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn:
These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer:
Oh, are they?
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Rushmore - Discussion on Education and Economic Policy
Max Fischer:
What was your major?
Rosemary Cross:
I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer:
Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross:
This was more like Central America.
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Rushmore - Academic Consequences at Rushmore Academy
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.
Max Fischer:
And what does that entail?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
Max Fischer:
In other words, I'll be expelled.
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
That's correct.
Max Fischer:
Can I see some documentation on that, please?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.
Max Fischer:
Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
- We don't offer a post-graduate year.
Max Fischer:
Well, we don't offer it yet.
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Rushmore - The Ephemeral Nature of Glory
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer....
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Rushmore - Consequences of Choices and Their Worth
Max Fischer:
You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.
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Rushmore - Life's Priorities Shift Over Time
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
Rushmore was my life, now you are.
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Rushmore - Max Fischer celebrates his theatrical success
Max Fischer:
I wrote a hit play!
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Rushmore - Max Fischer's To-Do List Update
Max Fischer:
Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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Rushmore - An Expression of Gratitude for Disruption
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
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Rushmore - Common Grief in Family Histories
Max Fischer: [to Rosemary]
So we both have dead people in our families.
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Rushmore - Confronting Adversity and Accountability
Max Fischer: [to Dr. Peter]
I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
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Rushmore - Safety Gear Announcement in Rushmore
Max Fischer: [Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"]
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
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Rushmore - Max Fischer's Challenge to Accomplishment
Max Fischer:
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
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Rushmore - Balancing Ambitions: Clubs vs. Relationships
Max Fischer:
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.
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Rushmore - Max Fischer's College Application Aspirations
Max Fischer:
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.
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Slackers - Expressions of Admiration and Affection
Ethan Dulles:
You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you.
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Slackers - Confrontation and Challenge Asserted
Ethan Dulles:
You're going down!
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Slackers - Confrontation Over Insults in Slackers
Ethan Dulles:
No one calls me a retard, you FREAKIN HOBO!!!!
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Slackers - Nickname Revelation in Slackers
Ethan Dulles:
I had a nickname for you! And now I'm not gonna tell you. Okay......... It was Laser.
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Slackers - Compliments and Nicknames in Slackers
Ethan Dulles:
You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.
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Saving Mr. Banks - The Creation of New Words
Richard Sherman: [singing and playing the piano]
Room here for everyone / Gather around / The constable's "responstible"! / Now how does that sound?
P.L. Travers: [Richard stops playing]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no! "Responstible" is not a word.
Richard Sherman:
Uh, we made it up.
P.L. Travers: [Richard hides the music note sheet of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"]
Well, un-make it up.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Inquiry About Story Length
Jack:
You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
Francis:
How long is it?
Jack:
What?
Francis:
How long is it?
Jack:
How long is it? Never mind, forget it.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Conflicted Expressions of Love and Conflict
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The Darjeeling Limited - Unexpected News About Rubby's Parenthood
Jack:
He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.
Francis:
Who?
Jack:
Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.
Francis:
Rubby?
Jack: [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]
Yeah, you know, Rubby.
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The Darjeeling Limited - A Train's Journey and Its Unexpected Path
Jack:
What did he say?
Peter:
He said the train is lost.
Jack:
How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
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The Darjeeling Limited - The Sound of Distant Trains
Jack:
Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter:
Not really.
Francis:
It'd probably be annoying.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Questioning Shared Experiences of Adversity
Jack:
Did you get maced too?
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The Darjeeling Limited - A Serious Injury is Acknowledged
Jack:
You're bleeding like crazy!
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The Darjeeling Limited - Desire for Independence and Autonomy
Jack: [While Francis and Peter are fighting]
Stop including me!
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