Memorable Quotes from Jason Weaver
4 quotesWelcome to Marching Band Training
Dr. Lee
Good morning.
The Band
Good morning.
Dr. Lee
Good morning to music. Good morning and welcome to Atlanta A&T University marching band training. The next two weeks will be your introduction and possibly induction into a great marching band legacy. If you are here, it's because you believe in musicianship. If you are here it's because you believe in ], ], ], and the elements known as ]. If you are here, it's because you have a fervent, unequivocal belief in teamwork.
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Dr. Lee
And if you wish to remain here, you better start believing in being on time. You...who's your roommate?
[points at Ernest]
Ernest
Uh, Devon... Miles, sir.
Dr. Lee
Eyes front!
[looks at Devon, walks off the platform, and approaches him]
Devon
Hey, what's up, Dr. Lee?
Dr. Lee
It's all good, Mr. Miles, glad to have you here.
Devon
Thank you, sir.
Dr. Lee
Why was he late?
Devon
I, um... guess he overslept.
Dr. Lee
Well, why didn't you wake him?
Devon
I'm not his mother, sir.
Dr. Lee
I asked Mr. Miles why his roommate was late, he says he guesses he overslept. I asked, "Why didn't you wake him?" and he says he is not his mother. Section leaders, what is our concept?
Section Leaders
One band, one sound!
Dr. Lee
One band, one sound. When one of us is late, we are all late. When one of us looks or sounds bad, we all look and sound bad. So what's the concept?
The Band
One band, one sound.
Dr. Lee
Now I want ten laps from those who are not their roommates mama.
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Ordering Sweet Tea at Waffle House
Waffle House Waitress
Ya'll need anything else?
Brooklyn
Oh, can I get an iced tea?
Waffle House Waitress
Sweet or Unsweet?
Brooklyn
Sweet.
[licks lips then bites then bites them]
Teddy
She choosing huh,Brooklyn?
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Unrequited Feelings and Uncertain Futures
Teddy
Ya'll sure are. And you know something, New New...
New New
Nope.
Teddy
No, I mean. I'm sayin', when we gon get together?
New New
Not gon happen. Never.
Teddy
I mean, why don't you just let me finish what I gotta say.
New New
I know what you gon ask me, Teddy, I know you. And I seen you skate.
Teddy
So?
New New
So that tells me everything I need to know about a man.
Teddy
Pssh, we'll then you should know that, that I'm the quickest one out there, you know? I be pumpin in out there, baby. I pop, pop, pop!
New New
Exactly. A quick pumper.
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Cultural Language Differences in Dialogue
Brooklyn
Why after every sentence you call me "shawty"? "Yo shawty... shawty." I'm taller than you!
Rashad
Let me ask you this then: in New York City then why ya'll gotta say "yo son" after every sentence? I'm not your kid, I'm not your child, why I gotta be your son?
Teddy
Money...
Rashad
B...
Brooklyn
I call you "sun," cause you shine like one. Ya feel me?
Rashad
That was real sentimental. Thanks.
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