Orlando Jones Biography
Orlando Jones (born April 10, 1968) is an American comedian and film and television actor. He is notable for being one of the original cast members of the sketch comedy series MADtv and for his role as the 7 Up spokesman from 1999-2002. Description above from the Wikipedia article Orlando Jones, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Miscommunication on the Field
Clifford Franklin:
I ran it just like you said! You just underthrew me!
Eddie Martel:
This isn't a track meet, asshole, you have to look for the ball!
Franklin:
You better back off, man.
Martel:
You-!
Jimmy McGinty: [To Martel]
Hey, hey! I'll pull you off the field, you spoiled little punk.
Martel:
And who do you think O'Neill's going to side with: some burned out old coach, or somebody who puts fans in the stands?
McGinty: [Starts to approach Martel]
You sonofabitch...
Leo Pilachowski:
Hey, what do you think you're doing?! We got a game to play!
Martel:
Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!
Shane Falco: [enters locker room]
I can.
Martell:
Hi Falco, it's great to see ya, now get the hell out of MY LOCKER ROOM!
Falco:
Coach?
McGinty:
What the hell took you so long?
Falco: [players cheer him on]
Traffic.
McGinty:
Suit up!
Martell: [To McGinty]
What?! O'Neil will fire your ass!
McGinty:
It won't be the first time!
Martell: [heads for the locker room exit]
This is bullshit. I'm going to put an end to this right now.
Nigel Gruff: [Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell]
Come and get some then! You big fairy!
Martell: [chuckles at Nigel but the grin disappears as the whole team moves to surround him.; points two fingers at him; [w:Superbowl|Super Bowl]
This doesn't change anything, Falco. I'm an All-Pro quarterback. I've got TWO ] rings! And you'll never be more than a replacement player.
Falco: [looks at McGinty; team applauds]
Yeah... yeah, I can live with that.
Franklin: [refers to Martell]
My brothers, will somebody please, PLEASE get this asshole out of here?
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Misunderstanding About Quicksand and Its Dangers
Shane Falco:
Quicksand.
Clifford Franklin:
Oh, shit, Shane! Hey, quicksand's a scary mother, man. I mean, first of all, they suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth–
Coach McGinty:
That's not what he meant, Franklin.
Franklin:
What?
McGinty:
That's not what he meant.
Franklin:
Well, what're you talking about there, coach?
McGinty:
Well, why don't you ask him.
Franklin: [Turns to Falco]
Hey, what's up, Shane?
Falco: [everybody stays silent]
You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink, until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.
Action Jackson:
That's deep shit, Shane. That's some deep shit!
McGinty:
Anything else you're afraid of?
Franklin:
...Going back to the mini-mart.
Jumbo Fumiko:
Shipping yard.
Walter Cochran:
The auto plant.
Earl Wilkinson: [pointedly]
Prison.
McGinty: [players cheer]
Yeah, all right. The truth is you guys have been given something that every athlete dreams of... A second chance. And you're afraid of blowing it. We all are, but now our fear is shared, and we can overcome it together. Let's lose that fear this Sunday and put it into San Diego!
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