Jay Hernandez Quotes

Hostel

The Connection Between Food and Humanity

Paxton ...you need a fork there chief?

[''The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands'']

The Dutch Businessman No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

Paxton Well, I'm a vegetarian.

The Dutch Businessman I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

Paxton Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

The Dutch Businessman Tell me... what is your nature...?

[''To Josh''; ''Places his hand on Josh's leg'']

Josh WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!

The Dutch Businessman Sorry, sorry...

[''Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment'']

Josh Fucking freak! Jesus!

[''Still very weirded out''; ''Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically'']

Paxton ] just groped Josh!

[''Laughing''; [w:Edward Scissorhands|Edward Saladhands]

Oli Ooooooh...!

[waving his fingers menacingly]

Paxton Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

[''Still laughing'']

Josh Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

[still visibly pissed]

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Hostel

Unexpected Terminology in a Group Conversation

Óli Guys, this is fucking awsome, man.

Óli I'm the first in line for snípur.

Alex Snípur?

Paxton Oh, ] for "clit".

[[w:Icelandic language|that's Icelandic]

Josh Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.

Alex Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.

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Hostel: Part II

A Conversation About Recovery and Injury

Italian Translator How is your hand?

Paxton It's... it's better. What's left of it.

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World Trade Center

Urgent Evacuation Instructions Amid Crisis

John McLoughlin Okay, listen up. Where's Kassimatis?

Officer Colovito He's looking for you, Sarge.

John McLoughlin We got to evacuate the Tower. Who knows how to use a Scott Pak? And don't give me any PBA bullshit.

Officer Colovito Hey, Sarge, to tell you the truth, I haven't used one in like four years.

John McLoughlin Look, what did I just say? Who's coming? Step forward.

Will Jimeno I got it, Sarge.

Antonio Rodrigues I'll go.

Dominick Pezzulo I'm with you, Sarge.

John McLoughlin All right. All right, we got a team. We're headed into Building Five. The rest of you wait for Kassimatis. Follow me. Stay together.

John McLoughlin Jimeno.

Will Jimeno Sarge?

John McLoughlin Take everyone's memo books, nightsticks, hats. They're useless here. Put them in the Suburban. It's over on Church and Vesey. Meet us back at the police desk in the lobby of Five. You got it?

Will Jimeno Which one's Five?

John McLoughlin There's two towers. North Tower is One. South Tower is Two, right behind it. There's Five, right in front of us, which is where the police desk is. Take the alley. Hurry up.

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Friday Night Lights

Reflections on Team Spirit and Farewell

Brian Chavez I'm gonna miss the heat.

Don Billingsley I'm gonna miss the lights.

Brian Chavez Yeah, me too. Stay low boys, keep those feet moving.

Don Billingsley Hey Chavo! Be perfect.

Brian Chavez You be perfect.

Don Billingsley See you Mike.

Mike Winchell See ya, Don. See ya, Chavo.

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Hostel

Legal Boundaries in Unusual Circumstances

Paxton We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.

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Hostel

A Moment of Confusion Among Friends

Óli Djöfulsins (literal translation: ] / in context translation: Fuck).

[[w:devil|devil]

Paxton What was that?

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Hostel

Caution About Spending in Unfamiliar Places

Paxton Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?

Man Be careful.

[''Referring to the torture chamber'']

Paxton Why's that?

Man You could, spend ALL YOUR MONEY... in there.

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Quarantine

Emergency Instructions Amidst Chaos

Danny Wilensky Ma'am! Ma'm, Ma'am, Ma'am? Ma'am, listen to me. Can you hear me Mrs. Espinoza? I need to stay right where you are, Okay? Alright we wanna help you here, Okay?

[aiming the gun to Mrs. Espinoza, who had blood all over her mouth and dress, with her eyes changing.]

Jake Shit.

Danny Wilensky Put your hands in the air for me Mrs. Espinoza, Okay? Put your hands in the air!

[aiming the gun to Mrs. Espinoza, frightened and scared]

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Friday Night Lights

Struggling with the Weight of Youth

Brian Chavez You gotta lighten up, man. You're 17.

Don Billingsley I don't feel 17. Do you feel like you're 17?

Mike Winchell I don't feel 17.

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Hostel

The Universality of Sexual Experiences

The American Client I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?

Paxton Never...

The American Client Never, right.

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Quarantine

Inquiries About Possible Infection Among Characters

Jake Were you bitten?

[to Yuri]

Yuri Ivanov No, You?

Jake No, You?

[to Wanda]

Wanda Marimon No.

[sobbing]

Jake Scott?, Scott!, Were you bitten?!

[to Scott]

Scott Pervical No. Angie?

[to Angela]

Angela Vidal No.

Scott Pervical Hey, what about you?

[to Bernard]

Bernard No, no.

Scott Pervical Hey, you. On the floor. Hey, you been bitten?

[to Sadie; Sadie turns to Scott]

Sadie Uh?... No, no, no.

Yuri Ivanov Jake, did you find the little girl?

Jake Who gives shit about the little girl?! Alright. We've lost control of the building. We're fucked.

Angela Vidal I don't understand! I don't understand!! They were biting her face off! I don't know what the fuck is happening! I don't understand!

[crying]

Jake We could all be infected by now. We gotta get out of here.

Angela Vidal I'm not moving, I'm done. I'm not moving.

[crying]

Bernard Hey, we wait here, we wait here. There's no one there.

Scott Pervical We have to get out of here.

Yuri Ivanov Listen, We have to stay here and wait till somebody come and get us.

Angela Vidal How can they come and get us?!

Yuri Ivanov Oh yes they will--

Angela Vidal They're not gonna come and get us!! They don't give shit about us! They're gonna let us die! They don't care about us! Scott, we're gonna die!

[starts crying]

Jake Oh fuck.

Scott Pervical She's right.

Jake Who's that?

Yuri Ivanov It was the doctor.

Scott Pervical What?

Jake I'm gonna kill you!

CDC Agent I've been bitten!, I've been bitten!

Jake You left us down there! Piece of shit!!

[keeps attacking the agent]

CDC Agent I've been bitten!!

Jake He's been bitten. He's been bitten! Get back!

[covers the camera]

Bernard Close those doors! Somebody close those fucking doors!

Bernard It won't hold him.

Jake It's not gonna hold him for long. Get back.

Angela Vidal She's bleeding! Bleeding!

[pointing to Sadie, who is also the little bitch that has bitten by the infected]

Bernard Sadie?

Sadie No, no.

[who had her eyes changed, her hand bitten by the infected, blood in her mouth and tears, crying]

Yuri Ivanov We have to kill her.

Bernard No. Hey, hey, hey, You're not gonna fucking touch her! We gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here!

[shoves Jake and runs through Angela; Bernard rushes through the window]

Bernard Help me get out of here!! Let me get out of here!! Hey!, Please get me---

[frightened and panicked.; Bernard grabs a piece of wood and cuts the plastic; he yells out to the police.; A sniper shoots multiple shots at Bernard's asshole, killing him.]

Angela Vidal Oh my God!

Police Officer Sniper!

Angela Vidal Scott? They're not gonna let us out of here alive, are they?

[crying to Scott]

Scott Pervical No. I don't think so.

Yuri Ivanov There might be a way out.

Jake What?

Yuri Ivanov Jake, there might be a way out.

Jake How? How do we get out of here?

Yuri Ivanov Listen Jake, There is a drain cover in the basement, that joins up the sewers.

Wanda Marimon We need the key. We need the key.

[sobbing]

Yuri Ivanov The keys are... in our apart---.

Angela Vidal Wait!, Come with us! Come with us! You have to come with us!

[to Wanda]

Wanda Marimon I won't leave him, I can't leave him.

[still trying to save Yuri; sobbing]

Hostel

A Tense Decision Among Friends

Paxton ], motherfucker.

[[w:Amsterdam|Amsterdam]

Josh Okey

Paxton Come on, let's go. Where are we going?

Óli ]. Time for snípur (])

[[w:De Wallen|Red-light district; [w:clitoris|clitoris]

Josh Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.

Josh Hey, I think the ] is around here.

[[w:Anne Frank House|Anne Frank house]

Hostel

Consequences of Violence and Memory

The German Surgeon Genug, spreche nicht mehr (That's enough, don't speak anymore).

Paxton Wenn du mich tötest, wird es dein Leben zerstören. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schließt, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Alpträumen sein. Dein ganzes Leben lang, ich werde es zerstören (If you kill me, it will destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes you will see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night. All your life, I will destroy it).

Hostel: Part II

Confronting the Truth About Josh's Disappearance

Stephanie When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

Paxton I'm not.

Stephanie She still thinks her son is in Europe.

Paxton What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.

Stephanie Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

Paxton No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.

Friday Night Lights

Expectations and Realities in Team Dynamics

Mike Winchell Did you think it was going to be this big?

Brian Chavez Yeah.

Mike Winchell Bullshit man.

Brian Chavez I do.

Mike Winchell You act like that. You think it's just a game. Something to check off on your list. Know what I think?

Brian Chavez What's that?

Mike Winchell I think you're scared just like the rest of us. But I think you're smart enough to see that one day when you look back from whatever big job or big house, or whatever it is that you got, that when you look back at this time, I dare you to beat it. I dare you.

Brian Chavez It's just a game.

Don Billingsley It doesn't feel like just a game to me.

Brian Chavez So what's it feel like?

Don Billingsley Feels like... feels like we're going to war.

Hostel

Debating Purpose of Their European Trip

Josh Come one

Josh Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?

Óli Hey, I came all the way from ], man.

[[w:Iceland|Iceland]

Paxton Yea, what if we did?

Josh We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?

Paxton No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?

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