Memorable Quotes from Jeff Lester
1 quoteChekov Confirms His Identity to Authorities
FBI Agent
Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet, United Federation of Planets." Alright Commander, is there anything that you want to tell us?
Chekov
Like what?
FBI Agent
Like who you really are, and what you're doing here, and what these–these things are.
Chekov
I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets. Service number 656-5827B.
FBI Agent
Alright, let's take it from the top.
Chekov
The top of what?
FBI Agent
Name.
Chekov
My name?
FBI Agent
No, my name!
[sarcastically]
Chekov
I do not know your name!
FBI Agent
You play games with me mister, and you're through!
Chekov
I am? May I go now?
FBI Agent
What do you think?
[leans over and whispers to a colleague]
Agent
He's a Russkie.
FBI Agent
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life, of course he's a Russkie, but he's a retard or something.
Agent
We better call Washington.
Chekov
Don't move.
[rises from his chair, grabs the Klingon phaser from the table and points it at the agents]
FBI Agent
Okay, make nice: give us the ray gun.
Chekov
I warn you: if you don't lie on the floor I will have to stun you.
FBI Agent
Go ahead: stun me.
Chekov
I'm very sorry, but— Must be the radiation.
[tries to fire the phaser but it malfunctions; he looks at it and chuckles; tosses the phaser to the FBI Agent, turns and runs away]
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