Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Chekov Confirms His Identity to Authorities
FBI Agent:
Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet, United Federation of Planets." Alright Commander, is there anything that you want to tell us?
Chekov:
Like what?
FBI Agent:
Like who you really are, and what you're doing here, and what these–these things are.
Chekov:
I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets. Service number 656-5827B.
FBI Agent:
Alright, let's take it from the top.
Chekov:
The top of what?
FBI Agent:
Name.
Chekov:
My name?
FBI Agent: [sarcastically]
No, my name!
Chekov:
I do not know your name!
FBI Agent:
You play games with me mister, and you're through!
Chekov:
I am? May I go now?
FBI Agent: [leans over and whispers to a colleague]
What do you think?
Agent:
He's a Russkie.
FBI Agent:
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life, of course he's a Russkie, but he's a retard or something.
Agent:
We better call Washington.
Chekov: [rises from his chair, grabs the Klingon phaser from the table and points it at the agents]
Don't move.
FBI Agent:
Okay, make nice: give us the ray gun.
Chekov:
I warn you: if you don't lie on the floor I will have to stun you.
FBI Agent:
Go ahead: stun me.
Chekov: [tries to fire the phaser but it malfunctions; he looks at it and chuckles; tosses the phaser to the FBI Agent, turns and runs away]
I'm very sorry, but— Must be the radiation.
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