Jeffrey Falcon Movies
Jeffrey Falcon Quotes
A Humorous Exchange on Looks and Advice
Head Pin Pal:
If I were you, I'd run.
Buddy: [pushes glasses up]
If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.
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Classic Cars and Competitive Spirit
The Kid:
A 56 Chevy Belair could kick a 48 Buick Roadmaster's ass any day, at least in a first quarter mile that is.
Buddy: [Looks at the Kid, then at the ground, then back at the Kid; Looks at the ground again, the back at the Kid]
You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a 56 Chevy could beat a 48 Buick in a dead quarter mile? I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.
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