Six-String Samurai - A Humorous Exchange on Looks and Advice
Head Pin Pal:
If I were you, I'd run.
Buddy: [pushes glasses up]
If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.
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Six-String Samurai - Classic Cars and Competitive Spirit
The Kid:
A 56 Chevy Belair could kick a 48 Buick Roadmaster's ass any day, at least in a first quarter mile that is.
Buddy: [Looks at the Kid, then at the ground, then back at the Kid; Looks at the ground again, the back at the Kid]
You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a 56 Chevy could beat a 48 Buick in a dead quarter mile? I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.
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Six-String Samurai - Respect for the Guitar's Legacy
Buddy:
Don't touch my guitar, man. Don't ever touch my guitar.
Cantina owner:
Hollow body six-string, 1957, a good year.
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Six-String Samurai - Encountering Death in Unexpected Circumstances
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Six-String Samurai - The Unlikely Impact of a Pink Golf Ball
Ward Cleaver:
You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head clean off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards.
Buddy:
So, you don't have a ratchet.
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Six-String Samurai - Trading a Kid for a Ratchet
Buddy: [Tired of the kid bawling and being a nuisance]
I wonder where I could trade the kid for a ratchet?
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Six-String Samurai - A Warning About Crossing Boundaries
Buddy: [Marks a line on the ground with his katana]
You still there? Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock n roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there.
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Six-String Samurai - A Farewell to Innocence and Opportunity
Buddy:
Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids.
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Six-String Samurai - A Call for Attention and Connection
Buddy:
What are you lookin at? You look up at the sky, you look down on the ground, but you don't look at me, kid. Got it?
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