Saturday the 14th - Debate on Presence and Possession
Waldemar:
He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda:
If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar:
But we'd still be out here.
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Saturday the 14th - Discussion on Family and Parenthood
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Mr. Mom - Desire for Disability Expressed in Dialogue
Jinx: [talking about the lay-off]
You're not exactly walking out of here empty handed. You got your pension and I'll give you this month's gas money.
Larry:
There's only one more thing I want.
Jinx:
What?
Larry:
DISABILITY!
Jinx:
Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good.
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Heavyweights - Confronting Weight Issues at Camp
Gerry:
It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!
Mrs. Garner:
Gerry!
Roger Johnson:
Now that's not kind, Gerry.
Maury Garner:
We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.
Gerry:
I'm fine. This is a joke, right?
Gerry: [''to his dad'']
You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?
Mrs. Garner:
You show your father some respect.
Maury Garner: [''to Roger'']
First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.
Gerry:
I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.
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The Death of Stalin - Seeking Reassurance Amidst Uncertainty
Georgy Malenkov:
Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.
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Superhero Movie - Acknowledgment of Understanding
Dr. Whitby: [while fainting]
Yes I know...
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Superhero Movie - Misunderstanding in a Medical Context
Dr. Whitby:
Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin em!
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Superhero Movie - A Clarification About Personal Loss
Dr. Whitby:
No, it's not your dead wife.
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