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Jeffrey Tambor Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jeffrey Tambor

8 quotes
A Clarification About Personal Loss
Dr. Whitby No, it's not your dead wife.
Misunderstanding in a Medical Context
Dr. Whitby Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin em!
Discussion on Family and Parenthood
Marge Do you have children?
Waldemar As often as we can.
Desire for Disability Expressed in Dialogue
Jinx You're not exactly walking out of here empty handed. You got your pension and I'll give you this month's gas money.
[talking about the lay-off]
Larry There's only one more thing I want.
Jinx What?
Larry DISABILITY!
Jinx Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good.
Debate on Presence and Possession
Waldemar He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar But we'd still be out here.
Acknowledgment of Understanding
Dr. Whitby Yes I know...
[while fainting]
Seeking Reassurance Amidst Uncertainty
Georgy Malenkov Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.
Confronting Weight Issues at Camp
Gerry It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!
Mrs. Garner Gerry!
Roger Johnson Now that's not kind, Gerry.
Maury Garner We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.
Gerry I'm fine. This is a joke, right?
Gerry You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?
[''to his dad'']
Mrs. Garner You show your father some respect.
Maury Garner First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.
[''to Roger'']
Gerry I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.