Memorable Quotes from Jeffrey Tambor
8 quotesA Clarification About Personal Loss
Dr. Whitby
No, it's not your dead wife.
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Misunderstanding in a Medical Context
Dr. Whitby
Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin em!
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Discussion on Family and Parenthood
Marge
Do you have children?
Waldemar
As often as we can.
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Desire for Disability Expressed in Dialogue
Jinx
You're not exactly walking out of here empty handed. You got your pension and I'll give you this month's gas money.
[talking about the lay-off]
Larry
There's only one more thing I want.
Jinx
What?
Larry
DISABILITY!
Jinx
Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good.
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Debate on Presence and Possession
Waldemar
He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda
If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar
But we'd still be out here.
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Acknowledgment of Understanding
Dr. Whitby
Yes I know...
[while fainting]
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Seeking Reassurance Amidst Uncertainty
Georgy Malenkov
Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.
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Confronting Weight Issues at Camp
Gerry
It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!
Mrs. Garner
Gerry!
Roger Johnson
Now that's not kind, Gerry.
Maury Garner
We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.
Gerry
I'm fine. This is a joke, right?
Gerry
You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?
[''to his dad'']
Mrs. Garner
You show your father some respect.
Maury Garner
First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.
[''to Roger'']
Gerry
I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.
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