Memorable Quotes from Jennifer Aniston
26 quotesBranding Ideas in a Humorous Context
Marcy
It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand?
Linda
Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work?
Marcy
I think you're joking, but if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.
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Facing Anxieties Through Primal Gesticulating
Linda
Oh it's you.
Seth
Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating.
Linda
I thought someone was getting ax murdered.
Seth
The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.
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Embracing Nature's Nourishment in Rain
Linda
So what do you do when it rains?
Seth
I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.
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Dinner Invitation and Relationship Dynamics
Polly Prince
I'm not going to marry you Reuben.
Reuben Feffer
I don't want to get married. I just want to take you to dinner...sometime this week.
Polly Prince
Can I pick the place?
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Confrontation Over Deception and Honesty
Karen
I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us.
Linda
What?
Karen
If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?
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A Playful Exchange on Love and Plans
Jennifer Grogan
You're part of the plan.
John Grogan
Oh yeah?
Jennifer Grogan
My plan... Step 1: Meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.
John Grogan
Done. Step 2?
Jennifer Grogan
Marry you instead.
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Reflections on Identity and Mortality
Justine Last
I thought if I died today what would happen to me? A hateful girl... A selfish girl... An adulteress... A liar.
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Debate Over Plans and Spontaneity
Reuben Feffer
You're on the non-plan plan!
Polly Prince
I am NOT on the non-plan plan!
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Pet Care Guidelines for Marley
Jennifer Grogan
Marley's not allowed to drink out of the toilet, you should just keep him out of the bathroom in general.
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Choices Between Two Diverging Paths
Justine Last
How it all came down to this, only the Devil knows. Retail Rodeo is at the corner on my left. The motel is down the road to my right. I close my eyes and try to peer into the future. On my left, I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks, dirty looks and quiet whisperings. And burning secrets that just won't ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth, stretching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful never-ending nothing.
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Embracing Change and Life's Opportunities
Justine Last
After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse of the light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head and you'd better think em. Has a special fate been calling you and you're not listening? Is there a secret message right in front of you and you're not reading it? Is this your last best chance? Are you going to take it? Or are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?
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Lost Dreams and Uncertain Futures
Justine Last
You're a writer so you have yourself a goal, I guess. I used to, you know, lay in bed and imagine other cities, other jobs I could have; other husbands. Now I don't even know what to imagine anymore.
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Perceptions of Freedom and Confinement
Justine Last
As a girl you see the world as a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and you see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run or scream or cry but something's locking you up. Are the other folks cows chewing cud until the hour comes when their heads roll? Or are they just keeping quiet like you, planning their escape.
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Desire for Emotional Distance and Connection
Nina Borowski
I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.
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Understanding Women: A Personal Reflection
Nina Borowski
] didn't know DICK about women.
[[Sigmund Freud|Freud]
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Choosing Connections Wisely in Relationships
Nina Borowski
I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
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The Burden of Modern Lifestyle Choices
Eva
I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda
Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth
You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda
Wow, you know so much about technology.
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Marriage and Friendship: A Key Perspective
Sarah Huttinger
If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.
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Desire for Love and Commitment
Nina Borowski
I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
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Caution Against Uninvited Guests
Nina Borowski
Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
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Conflicted Emotions Over Love and Betrayal
Nina Borowski
You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.
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Encouragement for the Younger Generation
Nina Borowski
Head up, young person.
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Messages of Love for Marley
Colleen
I made a picture of me and Marley, Mommy wrote what I said Dear Marley I'll never forget you forever and there's kisses and hugs.
John Grogan
That's pretty, why don't you put it there?
Conor
Dear Marley. I love you more than anything in the whole world, I hope you like heaven and have lots of things to chew on, your brother Connor Richard Grogan.
John Grogan
That's a good one.
Jennifer Grogan
Patrick, do you want to say something?
Patrick
No. He knows.
Jennifer Grogan
I want to give him something. Your dad gave me this to celebrate the beginning of our family, but our family had already begun. Goodbye, clearance puppy.
[takes off her necklace, to John; to Marley]
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Introducing Colleen to the Family
Jennifer Grogan
Hi, guys, alright, say hello to Colleen!
Conor
Daddy says her name is "whoops!
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Connection Through Shared Discontent
Justine Last
I was looking at you in the store and I liked how you kept to yourself. I saw in your eyes that you hate the world. I hate it too.
[to Holden]
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Choosing One Person for Love
Nina Borowski
You have to pick one person and make it work.
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