Memorable Quotes from Jennifer Jane Emerson
1 quoteIdentity and Misunderstandings in Office Space
Female Temp
Michael...Bolton?
[handing out letters; reads the name on one]
Michael Bolton
Yeah, that's me.
[leans over to take the letter]
Female Temp
Wow! Is that your real name?
Michael Bolton
Yeah.
[takes the letter, goes back to his computer; answering as if he's heard the question so many times in his life, which he no doubt has had to do]
Female Temp
So are you related to that singer guy?
Michael Bolton
No. It's just a coincidence.
[politely; he smiles at her]
Female Temp
Oh.
[visibly disappointed; she leaves]
Samir Nagheenanajar
No-one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It..it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar...Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton
Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir Nagheenanajar
You know, there is nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton
There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir Nagheenanajar
Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael.
Michael Bolton
No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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