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Dr. Randall Mindy: Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?

Kate Dibiasky: Fingerling potatoes?

Yule: Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes!

Dr. Randall Mindy: I did everything I could. They won't listen.

Kate Dibiasky: Surprise, surprise.

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.

Dr. Randall Mindy: I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.

Kate Dibiasky: Oh, Randall. God. Where's Brie Evantee? Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant that only serves cubes and foam?

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.

Dr. Randall Mindy: And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs? You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.

Kate Dibiasky: I can't! My head is in a bag!

Riley Bina: You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.

Kate Dibiasky: Oh.

Dr. Randall Mindy: That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.

Riley Bina: Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?

Waitress: That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there.

Dr. Randall Mindy: I don't know why I have this on.

Nearby Diner: Listen, just tell us what's going on.

Guy from the Bar: I got three scared kids at home. How about you just tell us something.

Dr. Randall Mindy: I understand. I wish could share information, but...

Guy from the Bar: We're people just like you. We deserve to know!

Kate Dibiasky: They're right. They deserve to know. Do you really wanna know what's going on?

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Kate, don't. Kate.

Dr. Randall Mindy: Kate.

Kate Dibiasky: They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!

Kate Dibiasky: Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?

Jason Orlean: I'm sorry, who is she?

Kate Dibiasky: Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

Jason Orlean: I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.

President Orlean: Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this?

Dr. Randall Mindy: There's 100% certainty of impact.

President Orlean: Please, don't say 100%.

Old Aide #2: Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?

President Orlean: Yeah.

Kate Dibiasky: But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen.

Dr. Randall Mindy: Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.

Jason Orlean: Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe: Well, scientists never like to say 100%.

President Orlean: Call it 70% and let's just move on.

Kate Dibiasky: But it's not even close to 70%.

President Orlean: You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.

Kate Dibiasky: [[w:Chicxulub crater|Chicxulub] We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of ] tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.

Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?

Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.

Kate Dibiasky: Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.

Kate Dibiasky: You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.

mother: What are you?

Him: [[w:I Am that I Am|I, am I] Me? ]. You? You were home.

mother: Where are you taking me?

Him: [pause] The Beginning. You won't hurt much longer.

mother: What hurts me the most is that I wasn't enough.

Him: It's not your fault. Nothing is ever enough. I couldn't create if it was. And I have to. That's what I do. That's... what I am. Now I must try it all again.

mother: No... just let me go.

Him: I need one last thing.

mother: I have nothing left to give.

Him: Your love. It's still there, isn't it?

mother: Go ahead. Take it.

Him: Stop, stop, don't, don't, don't, please don't. I love you.

mother: You never loved me. You just loved how much I loved you. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. You gave it all away.

Him: I'm his father.

mother: And I'm his mother!

woman: Why don't you want kids?

mother: Excuse me?

woman: [laughs; sighs; pause] I saw how you reacted earlier. I know what it's like when you're just starting out, and you think you have all the time in the world, and... you know, you're not going to be so young forever. Have kids! Then you'll be creating something together! This is all just... setting. Oh... You do want them.

woman: [pause] Can I ask you a question? Do you really love your husband?

mother: Yes, of course.

woman: [sarcastically] Are you telling me the truth?

mother: Stop, they're ruining everything!

Him: These are just things. They can be replaced.

mother: [to Him's followers; to Him; scratches Him's face as his followers gasp] MURDERERS! MURDERER! It's time to get the FUCK... ...out of my house!

President Snow: [Katniss looks up, startled; coughs roughly] That's a nice one. The colors are lovely, of course. But nothing says perfection like white. I was hoping you would find your way here. So many things we should discuss... but, I have a feeling your visit will be brief, so, first things first. I wanted to tell you how very sorry I am about your sister. So wasteful. So unnecessary. Anyone could see the game was over by that point. In fact I was just about issue an official surrender when they released those parachutes.

Katniss Everdeen: [bitterly] You released those parachutes.

President Snow: [coughs up blood] You really think I gave the order? We both know I'm not above killing children, but I'm not wasteful. I take life for specific reasons, and there was no reason for me to destroy a pen full of Capitol children. None at all. I must concede, it was a masterful move on Coin's part. The idea that I was bombing our own helpless children to hold back the rebels. It turned the last of my guards against me. There was no resistance left inside the Capitol or the mansion. Do you know it aired live? There's a particular savvy in that, isn't there? I'm sure she wasn't gunning for your sister, but... these things happen in war. My failure was in being so slow to grasp Coin's plan. She let the Capitol and the Districts destroy one another, then she stepped in to take power with 13's arsenal. Oh, make no mistake, she intends to take my place now. But... I've been watching you. And you watching me. I'm afraid we've both been played for fools.

Katniss Everdeen: [shakes her head] I don't believe you.

President Snow: Oh, my dear Miss Everdeen. I thought we'd agreed never to lie to each other.

Peeta Mellark: You're still trying to protect me. Real or not real?

Katniss Everdeen: Real. That's what you and I do. Keep each other alive.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: [Mafia Henchmen] That's why I sent them over there, because I know they were gonna knock some sense into you, and you were going to come up with a plan to get us out of all this. So thank God for me.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: The car is a total wreck, and I'm a little stiff. But I don't want to talk about it.

Haymitch Abernathy: They aren't very happy with you.

Katniss Everdeen: Why, because I didn't die?

Abernathy: Because you showed them up.

Everdeen: [sarcastic] Well. I'm sorry it didn't go the way they'd planned; you know, I'm not very happy with them either-

Abernathy: Katniss. This is serious. And not just for you. They don't take these things lightly.

Peeta Mellark: I just don't want them to change me.

Katniss Everdeen: How will they change you?

Peeta Mellark: I don't know. Turn me into something I'm not. I just don't want to be another piece in their game, you know?

Katniss Everdeen: You mean you won't kill anyone?

Peeta Mellark: No... I mean, I'm sure I would just like anyone else when the time came but I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them, that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me.

Katniss Everdeen: Yeah... I just can't afford to think like that.

Peeta Mellark: Yeah, I know.

Caesar Flickerman: [''after seeing Katniss’s flaming dress''] That was really something. Katniss, that was something. That was something. Thank you for that. I have one more question for you. It's about your sister. We were all very moved, I think, when you volunteered at the Reaping. Did she come and say goodbye to you?

Katniss Everdeen: Yes. She did.

Flickerman: And what did you say to her, in the end?

Katniss Everdeen: I told her I would try to win. That I would try to win, for her.

Flickerman: Of course you did. And try you will. Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12, Katniss Everdeen, The Girl On Fire!

Katniss Everdeen: [to Seneca Crane, bowing mockingly] Thank you for your consideration.

Katniss Everdeen: I volunteer! No! I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Peeta Mellark: [pulls off the locket around her neck] Katniss, I don't know what kind of deals you made with Haymitch, but he made me promises too. If you die, and I live, I'd have nothing. Nobody else that I care about.

Katniss Everdeen: Peeta...

Peeta Mellark: [opens locket to see three pictures - Gale, Prim, and Mrs. Everdeen] It's different for you. Your family needs you. You have to live. For them.

Katniss Everdeen: What about you?

Peeta Mellark: [smiles sadly] No one needs me.

Katniss Everdeen: I do. I need you.

Johanna Mason: Alright, lovebirds!

Haymitch Abernathy: Good news. At least half the tributes want you as allies.

Peeta Mellark: They saw her shoot.

Haymitch Abernathy: Well, sweetheart, you got your pick of the litter.

Katniss Everdeen: I want Wiress and Beetee.

Peeta Mellark: Johanna calls them "Nuts" and "Volts".

Haymitch Abernathy: OK, good. Who else?

Katniss Everdeen: [Peeta turns away in disapproval] Mags. All right, fine. Then no one.

Haymitch Abernathy: I'll tell them you're still making up your mind.

Haymitch Abernathy: [points to a TV; TV changes] Cashmere and Gloss, brother and sister, District 1. They won back-to-back games, Capitol favorites, lots of sponsors, they will be lethal. and the other half of the career pack, Brutus and Enobaria.

Katniss Everdeen: What's with her teeth?

Haymitch Abernathy: She had them filed into fangs so she could rip people's throats out.

Peeta Mellark: She's committed, I'll give her that.

Haymitch Abernathy: [TV changes; TV changes; TV changes to Finnick Odair] Wiress and Beetee. Not fighters, but brilliant. And weird. Real tech-savvy. He won his games by electrocuting six tributes at once. The Morphlings, masters of camouflage. They won their games by hiding until everyone was dead. Self medicating ever since, which I applaud; not a threat.

Katniss Everdeen: Finnick Odair, right?

Haymitch Abernathy: Yes he won his games at 14, youngest ever. Extremely humble.

Katniss Everdeen: You're kidding.

Haymitch Abernathy: Yes I'm kidding, he's a peacock. A total preener. But he's the Capitol darling, they love him here. Charming, smart, and very skilled in combat, especially in water.

Peeta Mellark: Any weaknesses?

Haymitch Abernathy: One. Mags. She volunteered for Annie. Mags was his mentor and basically raised him. If he's trying to protect her in any way, it exposes him.

Katniss Everdeen: A guy like that should know she's not going to make it. I bet when it really comes down to it, he won't protect her.

Haymitch Abernathy: Well, Katniss, I hope when she goes, she goes quickly. She's actually a wonderful lady.

Romulus Thread: [''raises his whip''] Move. You want another?

Katniss Everdeen: Go ahead.

Haymitch Abernathy: [''hurrying in between them''] Whoah, whoah, whoah!

Romulus Thread: [''aims at Haymitch''] Get out of my way!

Haymitch Abernathy: Y-you don't wanna shoot her.

Romulus Thread: How bout I shoot both of ya?

Haymitch Abernathy: Look, Commander, you're new here. Trust me, I'm trying to help. I'm Haymitch. You recognize her? Katniss Everdeen? Darling of the Capitol?

Romulus Thread: She interfered with a Peacekeeper.

Haymitch Abernathy: I never said she was smart! Look, I- you already got a couple of lashes in-

Romulus Thread: [''jerks his pistol to the right as Peeta approaches him''] That's not good enough; she's an agitator!

Peeta Mellark: Easy. Easy.

Haymitch Abernathy: Look, you sure Snow wants three dead Victors here? Cause that's what we're looking at. It's bad enough that you marked up her face on the eve of the big wedding. Let it go. And we will, too.

Romulus Thread: All right. Okay. But next time, it's the firing squad.

Haymitch Abernathy: Excellent idea.

Romulus Thread: [shouting angrily; turns to the crowd, still shouts; ''turns back to Haymitch''] I don't care who she is. Clear the square! You’re all under curfew! Anyone out after dark will be shot on sight! Get em outta here.

President Snow: [observing a video of Katniss's actions in the Hunger Games] Such bravery. Such spirit. Such... contempt.

Katniss Everdeen: President Snow. What an honor.

President Snow: My dear, I think we can make this so much simpler if we agree not to lie to each other. What do you think?

Katniss Everdeen: Yes, I think that would save time.

President Snow: Sit down, please.

President Snow: I have a problem, Miss Everdeen. A problem that began the moment you revealed those poisoned berries in the arena. If that Head Game-Maker Seneca Crane had had any brains at all, he would have blown you to bits then and there. But here you are. I expect you can guess where he is.

Katniss Everdeen: Yes, I think so.

President Snow: [smiles] And after that fiasco, there was nothing left to do but let you play out your little scenario. And you were very good. That whole love-crazed, besotted schoolgirl routine. Impressive. Truly. You convinced the people in the Capitol. Unfortunately, not everyone in the Districts fell for it. I mean, you can't know this, but in several of them, people viewed your little trick with the berries as an act of defiance, not as an act of love. And if a girl from District 12, of all places, can defy the Capitol and walk away unharmed, what is to prevent them from doing the same? What is to prevent, say, an uprising? That can lead to revolution. And then in a fraction of time, the whole system collapses.

Katniss Everdeen: It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries.

President Snow: Yes, it is indeed. But not in the way you imagine it.

Katniss Everdeen: How should I imagine it?

President Snow: [pauses, looking at Katniss pointedly] You should imagine thousands upon thousands of your people dead. This town of yours, reduced to ashes. Imagine it gone. Made radioactive. Buried under dirt like it had never existed, like District 13. You fought very hard in the Games, Miss Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war?

Katniss Everdeen: No.

President Snow: [picks up a biscuit from the desk] Good. Neither would I. Did your mother make these?

Katniss Everdeen: Peeta.

President Snow: [smiles cruelly] Ah. He's a lovely boy, isn't he? Tell me, at what point did he realize the depth of your...indifference towards him?

Katniss Everdeen: I'm not indifferent.

President Snow: [Eats biscuit] Don't lie! You promised.

Katniss Everdeen: Why don't you just kill me now?

President Snow: ...I don't want to kill you. I want us to be friends. But if not friends, then allies.

Katniss Everdeen: What do I need to do?

President Snow: When you and Peeta are on tour, you need to smile. You need to be grateful. But above all, you need to be madly, prepared-to-end-it-all in love. Do you think you can handle that?

Katniss Everdeen: Yes.

President Snow: Yes", what?

Katniss Everdeen: I'll convince them.

President Snow: No. Convince me.

Maddie Barker: [after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!

Maddie Barker: [sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?

Tiffany Maxwell: [[w:New York|State of New York; [w:Excelsior|Excelsior; [Semiotics|reading the signs; [w:Philadelphia Eagles|Eagles; [w:New York Giants|Giants] Does anyone here happen to know what the Official Motto of the ] is on the Official Seal of the State of New York? Huh? Anybody? Do you? Do you know? … ]! … Look it up. Yeah — Excelsior! Not that I give a fuck about football, or about your superstitions — but if it's me ], I don't send the ] guy whose personal motto is Excelsior to a fucking ] game, especially when he's already in a legal situation.

Tiffany Maxwell: I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I'm empty! I have nothing!

Tiffany Maxwell: You might not have experienced the shit that I did — but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You are afraid to be alive! You're afraid to live! You're a hypocrite! You're a conformist! You're a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me! You're an asshole! You're an asshole!

Tiffany Maxwell: Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?

Katniss Everdeen: [''Shooting a propaganda video at the scene of a bombed rebel hospital''] I want the rebels to know that I'm alive. That I'm in District 8 where the Capitol just bombed a hospital filled with unarmed men, women and children. And there will be no survivors. If you think for one second that the Capitol will ever treat us fairly you are lying to yourselves. Because we know who they are and what they do. This is what they do! And we must fight back. I have a message for President Snow. You can torture us and bomb us and burn our districts to the ground. But do you see that? Fire is catching. And if we burn, you burn with us!