Jenny SlateQuotes

Brittany: Now we'll never get to perform at the International Music Awards.

Eleanor: [makes an 'L' with her fingers, putting it on top of her head, Brittany does the same] I guess now we're the losers.

Zoe: [turns to Jeanette; sighs; holds up Dunlop] Jeanette... I don't know what to say. I guess I was just so obsessed with finding that treasure that I kind of... I lost it. And I'm...I'm really sorry. We both are.

Jeanette: [looks at Zoe and smiles awkwardly; grabs the gold bracelet on her head that Simon (as Simone) gave her and holds it out to her] Oh, well, apology accepted. Here... I want you to have this.

Zoe: [gasps; chuckles and grabs the gold bracelet and puts it on Dunlop's "head"; smiles at Jeanette] Really? Look, Dunlop, this is a new beginning for both of us.

Jeanette: [shocked but smiles awkwardly at Zoe again; not wanting to seem mean. Simon jumps off and walks up to her. Jeanette smiles nervously at him.; chuckles nervously] I hope you don't mind. Simone... gave it to me.

Simon: [barely able to make eye contact with her] Oh, n-no, I don't mind. Y-You know, Jeanette, even the most perfect gem cannot compare to your... beauty.

Alvin: Um, Dave?

Dave: Yes, Alvin?

Alvin: [coughs; chuckles] I just wanted to say, now that we're not all...you know... dead Sorry.... Sorry. Hm? Heh, Sorry I was acting like a child on the ship. And kind of maybe ruined our family vacation.

Dave: Sometimes a racehorse needs a little room to run.

Alvin: [gives Dave a fist bump] Yes. Yeah. I like where your head's at. That is very wise, David.

Ian: [holds out fist for a fist bump also but no one gives him one] Sup? What, no love for Uncle Ian?

Brittany and Eleanor: You put us in cages!

Ian: Seriously? Are we still talking about that?! New subject: I saved Dave's life!

Theodore: [looks at Ian through the spyglass] Okay, but I'll be watching you, mister!

Dave: [looks up at the sky, then back at Alvin] Alvin, you still have that pocketknife I gave you?

Alvin: [chuckles; pulls it out of his jacket] Knife? Oh, right! Sorry, I meant to give it back.

Dave: I want you to keep it.

Alvin: Really?

Dave: [points to the sky] Maybe you can use it to signal that helicopter.

Ian: [jumps up] What? Hey!

Eleanor: Hey!

Brittany: We're down here!

Dave: Hello!

Ian: It's me, Ian Hawke! Jett Records!

Ian: Guys, circle around!

Rescue crew guy in the Helicopter: Everything's okay! We got you, guys!

Alvin: Zoe!

Zoe: [holds the rope that's holding Jeanette] No, no. Not another step! Don't come any closer!

Dave: Are you all right, Jeanette?

Jeanette: [spits out all the treasure from her mouth] I'm pretty freaked out, and those earrings tasted awful! Blegh!

Alvin: Zoe, you don't have to do this!

Zoe: Oh, I don't? I spent ten years looking for this treasure. It's the whole reason why I came to this stinking island!

Alvin: You mean... you mean you didn't crash-land?

Zoe: [pulls out map] They said that I was crazy and they said that this map was a fake! And now the treasure…is MINE!

Alvin: RUN!

Dave: Jeanette, come on! Come on! Run!

Zoe: No, you don't!

Alvin: [looks back] Jeanette!

Jeanette: [panicking] Oh, no, help!

Zoe: [pulling the rope to drag Jeanette to her] You're going back in that cave, and you are going to get me more treasure!

Simon: JEANETTE!

Jeanette: Simone!

Simon: [adjusting his glasses] It's Simon!

Dave: ALVIIIIIN!

Alvin: [turns to look at Dave, who throws him the aforementioned pocketknife. He jumps after it, catches it with one paw, flips it open and cuts the rope, causing Zoe to fall on her back.] Hurry!

Dave: Come on, guys, go! Go, go! Come on, come on.

Alvin: Dave. I'm coming with you.

Dave: [looks at Alvin] Absolutely not, it's too dangerous.

Alvin: Remember I said someday I may need to disobey you? Sorry, Dave, but I gotta disobey you.

Dave: [resignedly] Let's go.

Zoe: [puts her close to the hole so she can fit in] You're not coming up until you have every last bit of that treasure!

Jeanette: [stammering] B-B-But the volcano's about to explode!

Zoe: Well, then I guess you better hurry, huh?

Dave: Let go!

Simone: [falls dramatically] I've been hit!

Theodore: [tugs the necklace with his paws.] By Dave's necklace?

Simone: [plays dead] Tell Jeanette I will watch over her... with angel wings.

Theodore: [picks up the candy necklace. Dave rolls onto his belly, and the two of them make eye contact; their mouths gradually curl into smiles] Dave?

Dave: [picks up Theodore, overjoyed; Theodore hugs his shoulder] Ha-ha, Theodore!

Simone: [climbs a tree] Dave? Ha ha! Told you we'd find him!

Dave: Simon!

Simone: [leans on the tree's branch] It is Simone, but I am often confused for this Simon fellow. Perhaps we look alike?

Dave: [confused] Simone?

Theodore: [sees Ian comes out of the bush] Ian!

Ian: Hey, you found the chubby one.

Dave: Don't worry, Theodore. Nothing's gonna happen to you. Is it?

Theodore: [whimpers] What was that?!

Ian: Uh, that's an active volcano.

Alvin: Okay, Brittany and I will build the deck. Eleanor, you need to start braiding ropes. Jeanette, find as many coconuts and mangoes as you can. Who knows how long we'll be out there.

Dave: [walks up behind them] What can I do to help?

The Chipettes: Dave!

The Chipettes: You found us! Yay!

Brittany: We missed you so much!

Jeanette: I knew you would find us!

Dave: Eleanor! What happened?

Eleanor: Oh, nothing... just a little... zip-line accident.

Dave: A what?!

Eleanor: [picks up the crutch, smiling at Dave awkwardly] I'm fine. It only hurts when I try to explain it.

Dave: [looks up to see Alvin, who, not looking too happy, can barely look at him. He drops Brittany and Jeanette down carefully and walks over to the barrel that Alvin is standing on.] Okay, you know what? Never mind. The important thing is you guys are safe. Alvin? Everything's gonna be okay. Hey, what is it?

Alvin: [on the verge of tears] I thought you'd never find us... that you weren't even looking...

Dave: [confused] Why wouldn't I look for you?

Alvin: Because I'm such a pain in the...

Dave: [interrupting him, reassuringly] Alvin.

Alvin: I know, you don't think I'm a pain.

Dave: No, you're a pain. But I'd come, no matter what.

The Chipettes: *sigh with happiness*

Simone: Arc de Triomphe, mayonnaise, Napoleon...

Ian: Ugh. I get it, Frenchie; you come from a rich history. Well, guess what? We're ALL gonna be history if we don't get out of here.

The Chipettes: [terrified] Uncle Ian?!

Alvin: What's he doing here?

Dave: It's kind of a long story.

Theodore: Don't worry, he's cool.

Simone: Yes, for a pelican man.

Alvin: Oh yeah, nothing cooler than a grown man in a pelican suit.

Alvin: So, Dave, how are we gonna get out of here?

Dave: I don't know, Alvin, I think you've got this under control.

Alvin: [smiles] Theodore, you and Eleanor are on rope duty. Dave and Ian, we need oars. Simone, you and Jeanette are in charge of food. And, Zoe...

Zoe: [walks away] No, I know, I know. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna pack up my balls!

Dave: Who's that?

Alvin: Another long story.