Mission to Mars - Critical Simulation Run in Space Mission
Woody Blake:
Okay, people let's look sharp now. We're gonna run this simulation one more time. If we overshoot, there's no coming back.
Phil Ohlmyer:
Yeah, and drifting through eternity will ruin your whole day.
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Mission to Mars - Unexpected Transformation in Space Exploration
Jim McConnell:
What is she now?
Phil Ohlmyer:
A frog...?
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Mission to Mars - Communication Breakdown in Space Mission
Luke Graham:
Phil, do you read me?
Phil Ohlmyer:
Phil isn't here right now, he left for Earth FIVE MINUTES AGO, please leave a message after the beep!
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Mission to Mars - The Significance of Genetic Differences
Terri Fisher:
The genetic difference between men and apes is only three percent. But that three percent gave us Einstein, Mozart...
Phil Ohlmyer:
...Jack The Ripper.
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Kangaroo Jack - Struggling with Reality and Cognitive Overload
Charlie Carbone:
My brain is frying and I'm losing contact with reality. You don't understand this because this is how you normally function.
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Kangaroo Jack - A Call for Proximity
Charlie Carbone:
Closer, Louis!
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Kangaroo Jack - Warning to a friend about attention
Charlie Carbone: [Louis keeps smashing the jeep into termite mounds]
Be careful, Louis! You almost missed one!
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Kangaroo Jack - Pursuit and Progress in Kangaroo Jack
Charlie Carbone:
Getting closer! GETTING CLOSER!
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Kangaroo Jack - Regret Over the Loss of a Kangaroo
Charlie Carbone: [Witnessing Jackie Legs' "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis' jeep]
Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. It's such a beautiful animal. It's the state symbol of Australia, and I've killed it.
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Piranha 3D - A Humorous Exchange on Appearance
Laura Forester:
You talk funny.
Derrick Jones:
Yeah, well, you're short.
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Piranha 3D - Humorous Take on Unconventional Attraction
Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked]
Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
Derrick Jones:
Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
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Piranha 3D - Chaos and Survival in Piranha 3D
Andrew Cunningham:
Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
Mr. Goodman:
Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
Deputy Fallon: [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]
Chew on this, motherfuckers!
Derrick Jones:
Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!
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Scary Movie 5 - Miscommunication About Room Color
Christian Grey:
How do you like my blue room?
Jody:
It's red.
Christian Grey:
Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.
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Scream 2 - Gale Seeks Conversation with Sidney
Gale Weathers:
Hello, Sidney.
Gale Weathers:
How are you?
Sidney Prescott:
Hi... What do you want, Gale?
Gale Weathers:
Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you.
Sidney Prescott:
Cotton.
Cotton Weary:
Hi, Sidney.
Gale Weathers: [reporting]
Here we are at Windsor College, where Sidney Prescott has just been reunited with Cotton Weary for the first time, since she wrongly accused him of murdering her mother."---
Sidney Prescott: [interrupts her interview]
What the hell are you doing?
Gale Weathers: [continues her interview]
We want to know how you feel? Tell us everything that's happened, looking back on the last two years?
Cotton Weary:
Uh Sidney, I'd just like to say that I forgive and forget. And just like you, I'd like to get back on with my own life.
Gale Weathers: [reporting]
Do you have any comments?
Sidney Prescott: [lunging at Gale]
You... bitch!---
Gale Weathers:
Ah-ah.
Derek Feldman: [stops Sidney and calms her down]
Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths.
Gale Weathers: [Sidney turns around and punches Gale in the face]
Oh Sidney, share with us, please!---
Sidney Prescott: [lunges at Gale]
I'll share with you!
Derek Feldman:
Okay, okay, okay.
Hallie McDaniel: [to Joel]
Did you get that on film?
Joel: [mocks Hallie while recording]
Yes, I got that on film"!
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