Smokey and the Bandit II - Mysterious Incident Involves Elephants and Confusion
Bandit: [finding out Charlotte's pregnant]
Who did it?
Cledus Snow:
Don't look at me.
Doc:
Probably another elephant.
Bandit:
I know that, when did it happen?
Doc:
Long time ago.
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Smokey and the Bandit II - A Warning About an Unusual Stork
Cledus Snow:
Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.
Doc:
For what?
Cledus Snow: [laughing]
For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!
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Smokey and the Bandit II - The Ultimate Game of Chicken Begins
Cledus Snow: [twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars]
Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!
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