Jet LiQuotes

Tool: [in a knife throwing contest with Lee Christmas; Lee throws knife near the center of the board] All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got!

Hale Caesar: Oh! Oh!

Tool: [throws knife closer to the center] There's my boy!

Hale: Oh! Go... go... go south!

Barney Ross: [to Gunnar Jensen, who he earlier shot] So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'?

Gunnar Jensen: [recovering from a gunshot wound three inches away from the heart] Good... considering you could have killed me.

Yin Yang: [referring to Gunnar's earlier attempt to kill him] I forgive you.

Gunnar: Okay.

Yin: [referring to their fight] I would've won.

Gunnar: [giving a thumbs and winking at Yin] Of course.

Toll Road: [who sees a therapist; Gunnar nods his head] Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy.

Barney: The man's got a point.

Lee Christmas: [stops before throwing a knife and laughs; reciting a [[w:Limerick (poetry)|limerick] You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. I once knew a man called Tool...

Barney: [Hale makes a confused face] I love poetry.

Lee: [Toll Road laughs; Yin and Toll laugh] To me, he was the epitome of cool. He was good with a knife... bad with the wife.

Barney: That hurt.

Lee: [speaking the film's final lines; the team shows a confused reaction; now standing in the street, shocks the Expendables by throwing a bull's eye] To think he could beat me, dreamin he'd defeat me, Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool! Oh yeah!

Huo Yuanjia: The biggest enemy of a person is himself.

Huo Yuanjia: It's an honor.

Liu Jian: This wasn't part of the plan.

Richard: It is now. Don't worry. It's all under control. He'll do his thing, then we'll do ours.

Liu Jian: Where's the other girl?

Richard: Prettying up in the bathroom.

Hooker: [''Riding the Chinese client on the floor''] You want to go to Heaven?

Chinese client: [''Hooker stabs the Chinese client repeatedly''] Take me to Heaven! I'm going! Yes! Yes! I'm going! No! You motherfucker! Let me up! She stabbed me! The dumb bitch stabbed me!

Richard: Stay calm. (x3)

Chinese client: I'm dying...

Richard: Stop recording. Fuck!

Liu Jian: We need to get him to the hospital.

Richard: [''He shoots the Chinese customer''] He doesn't want to go to a hospital. He want to go to heaven.

Liu Jian: [''Shocked''] Why did you kill him?

Richard: [''Chuckles derisively to goons''; ''To Liu condescendingly''] The question is; "Why did you kill him?" Thanks for the help, Johnny.

Uncle Tai: You play Mah-jongg?

Liu Jian: A little.

Uncle Tai: [[w:Mahjong|Mahjong] I love ]. Keeps the mind sharp. It's hard to find good players around here. That's why I play by myself. This way, I always win.

Liu Jian: I don't like to get bored.

Richard: Me neither, but you turn out to be VERY boring.

Jessica: I'm not your type, huh?

Liu Jian: I don't have a type.

Liu Jian: [''Richard aims gun at Isabel's head''] Wait! You're making a big mistake.

Richard: Am I?

Liu Jian: In the second it takes you to kill her, I will have all the time I need to kill you...

Jessica: [''Liu slaps Jessica sleeping on toilet''] How long did I sleep?

Liu Jian: Only a minute.

Jessica: [''Liu walks up to her with needle in hand''] No... (x3) needles.

Liu Jian: [''grabs a needle and uncuffs her''] No needles? No...

Jessica: Ow, how did you do that?

Liu Jian: Chinese magic.

Liu Jian: I am a cop.

Jessica: [[w:Santa Claus|Santa Claus] I am ].

Liu Jian: Who is Santa Claus?

Richard: What did you do to me?

Liu Jian: I put a needle in your neck.

Richard: That's it?

Liu Jian: In a certain point. Very forbidden. It's called the Kiss of the Dragon.

Richard: Kiss my ass!

Liu Jian: [[w:shrimp chips|shrimp chips.] I don't sell ]

Liu Jian: The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...

Su: Sorry about your daughter. How old is she?

Su: They'll be destroyed.

Su: I didn't come here to fight.

Nameless: Broken Sword said for years there has been continuous warfare, causing huge suffering to the people. Only Your Majesty has the power to bring peace by uniting our land. He hoped that for the sake of the greater good, I would abandon my plan to kill you. Broken Sword also said, "One person's pain is nothing when compared to the suffering of all." The conflict between Zhao and Qin is nothing when compared with peace for all.

King of Qin: Who would have thought an assassin would understand me best! Alone in my position I have endured endless criticism, endless attempts on my life. No one has ever grasped what I have been trying to do. Even my own court regards me as a tyrant. And yet, Broken Sword, a man I barely knew, was able to see clearly what is truly in my heart.

Nameless: Beautiful calligraphy.

Broken Sword: Beautiful swordplay.

Nameless: But you have not seen me use my sword.

Broken Sword: Without your sword this scroll would not exist.

Nameless: Your Majesty, I have now completed my mission. Because of my decision today, many will die, and Your Majesty will go on living. A dead man begs you to remember; a warrior's ultimate act is to lay down his sword.

Nameless: I was orphaned at a young age and was never given a name. People simply called me Nameless. With no family name to live up to, I devoted myself to the sword. I spent ten years perfecting unique skills as a swordsman. The King of Qin has summoned me to court, for what I have accomplished has astonished the kingdom.

Gunner Jensen: Who am I gonna pick on?

Yin Yang: You find some other minority.

Han Sing: Great country. Free cars.

Han Sing: People don't get soft in prison.

Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.

Han Sing: I'll let fate decide what to do with you. If the police don't get you, the other Chinese families will. Do what you will, Father, but this time, no one will go to prison for you.

Han Sing: For you, killing your son was like running a over a dog in the street. Just something in your way.

Han Sing: Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!

Han Sing: You're not only one who knows some shit

Han Sing: Here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live.