Jim Rome Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Jim Rome

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Space Jam

Miscommunication During a Road Trip

Stan Podolak Aw, I'm really sorry it took so long.

Michael Jordan Don't worry about it.

Stan Podolak That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.

Michael Jordan Hold up, hold up, right here.

Stan Podolak What, here?

Michael Jordan Yes.

Michael Jordan Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.

Stan Podolak It's Stan, Mike.

Michael Jordan Sorry.

Stan Podolak But that's all right, you can call me Sherm if you want to because I've followed your whole career and I think you're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.

Michael Jordan Stan. Stan. Stan. How do I get outta here? The door doesn't work.

[Trying to get out of the car]

Stan Podolak Oh! I'm sorry. I-I- I forgot to tell you it's a classic. It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.

[Gets out of the car; Taps the car door and opens it]

Michael Jordan Huh, a few, huh? It's smoking too, man. You need to get that checked.

[Gets out of the car]

Michael Jordan Thanks for the ride.

[Takes the bag from the car]

Stan Podolak Oh. Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house. Oh, that is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?

[Looking at the house]

Michael Jordan No, it's a nice house.

Stan Podolak If you need anything done around the house, I'd be more than happy to help you out.

Michael Jordan Oh, no. I'm fine, thanks.

Stan Podolak Anything you need.

Michael Jordan Nah. You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.

Stan Podolak Okay, sure.

Michael Jordan Tomorrow, I'ma drive, so I don't need the ride. But thanks, though.

Stan Podolak Oh. Why? Too conspicuous?

Michael Jordan Yeah.

[Smiling]

Stan Podolak All right. All right.

[Chuckling]

Michael Jordan Thanks, though.

Stan Podolak All right. Tomorrow!

[Gets in his car]

Michael Jordan See you tomorrow.

Michael Jordan Come on, dog. No, not today. Oh!

[Seeing his dog]

Michael Jordan Dog, get off me! Your breath!

Jordan's housekeeper Mr. Jordan, are you okay? Get off of him, Charles! Come on!

[Runs out and sees Michael; To Charles]

Michael Jordan Bad dog! Git! Oh!

Jordan's housekeeper Come on, Charles! Get off of him! Pooch, stop it! Get off of him before I cook you! Come on, come on, come on, baby, come on.

[Grabs Charles by the collar, pulling him away]

Juanita Jordan Come on, you guys. Get out of the car!

Kids Bye, Mr. Jordan.

Michael Jordan Bye, kids.

Little League girl Hey, good game.

Michael Jordan Hey, Jeff. You okay?

[Concerned]

Michael Jordan How was your game?

Jeffery Jordan I don't wanna talk about it.

Marcus Jordan Hi, dad!

[Running past him]

Michael Jordan Hey, hey, hey.

Passengers Bye Michael!

[Driving by and waving to Michael]

Jasmine Jordan Daddy! Daddy!

[Happily running up to him]

Michael Jordan Hi, how you doing?

[Picks her up and hugs her]

Juanita Jordan Hey.

Michael Jordan Hey.

Juanita Jordan Ooh! You're all covered up with drool, baby.

[Kisses him]

Michael Jordan That's your dog.

Michael Jordan What's the matter with Jeff?

Juanita Jordan Well, he went 2 for 5 and lost 32 points in his batting average.

Michael Jordan Is that all?

[Shocked]

Juanita Jordan Yeah, so that puts him at, like, uh, 685 or something.

Michael Jordan He's batting what?

Juanita Jordan Mmm, smells good in here. Whatcha cooking?

Jordan's housekeeper Chicken.

Jordan's housekeeper Chicken and collard greens.

Michael Jordan Good. I'ma need a good meal tonight.

[Housekeeper chuckles and Michael feels sad]

Juanita Jordan Is everything okay?

[Concerned]

Michael Jordan Boy, I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball's thing is a good idea.

Jim Rome It was another career day for Michael Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon. Let's face it. This baseball...

Michael Jordan What are you guys watching?

[He goes into the living room and sees the news on TV, and sits down to watch]

Jim Rome Today he went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.

Michael Jordan Is this the only thing on TV?

Jim Rome That brings his batting average down to an anemic .214, which also happens to be his playing weight. Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racket!

Jeffrey Jordan Did everyone get mad at you?

Michael Jordan No, worse. Everyone was real nice about it.

Jim Rome Michael, I know golf is your sport, but not here.

Jeffrey Jordan I think you should open your stance a little. It might make you more aggressive at the plate.

Michael Jordan Oh, you think so? I'll try to remember that.

Jim Rome Watching this hurts me more than it hurts you. What is that?

Michael Jordan What are you guys doing watching that stuff? It's bad for you.

[Picks up the remote]

Michael Jordan There you go, Road Runner. Beep-beep, here. Looney Tunes.

[Gets up and goes into the kitchen]

Road Runner Beep beep!

Porky Pig Stop this cartoon! We got an emergency cartoon character union meeting to go to.