Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - A Humorous Exchange Between Remo and Chiun
Remo Williams:
You know, Chiun, sometimes you're a real pain in the ass.
Chiun:
That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
Remo Williams:
Chiun, you're incredible!
Chiun:
No!... I am better than that...
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Clumsy Driving and Middle Age Wisdom
Remo Williams:
Are you hurt?
Chiun:
No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
Remo Williams:
What? What did you call me?
Chiun:
I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - A Complex Relationship Between Friends
Remo Williams:
You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you.
Chiun:
Of course. I am Chiun.
Remo Williams:
And there are times when I could really kill you.
Chiun:
Good! We will practice that after dinner.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Charm School Lessons on Gender Roles
Chiun:
Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.
Major Rayner Fleming: [to Remo]
I see you both went to the same charm school.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Food Preferences and Unpleasant Comparisons
Chiun:
It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...
Remo Williams:
Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
Chiun:
I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I wish to eat them.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Focus Over Faith in Critical Moments
Remo Williams:
Jesus.
Chiun:
Concentrate. This is no time for prayer.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Cultural Identity and Perception in Dialogue
Remo Williams:
Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chiun: [striking Remo]
Chinese! I am Korean! The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Instructions on Hand Placement
Chiun: [Kicks Remo in the crotch]
Place your hands on top of your head." "I did not say to keep them there.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Importance of Speed in Action
Chiun: [after having run across a span of water to reach a speedboat that Remo is piloting]
You must run very fast.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Cultural Insights on Durability and Resilience
Chiun:
(holding broken door handle after surving truck crash) In Korea, door handles do not break.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - A Moment of Readiness and Precision
Chiun:
I reloaded.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Superiority of Sinanju in Martial Arts
Chiun:
Kung Fu, Karate, Ninjitsu... nothing more than shadows. Sinanju is the sun.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Overcoming Fear and Embracing Self-Belief
Chiun:
Purge your mind of fear and believe in yourself. Without that belief, I can do nothing with you.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Understanding Fear as a Temporary Emotion
Chiun:
Fear is nothing more than a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Perspective on Proportions and Personal Growth
Chiun:
For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. But for a mountain I am not even begun in years. However, for a man I am just right.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Assassination as Public Service Perspective
Chiun:
Professional assassination is the highest form of public service.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Illusion of Timekeeping Explained
Chiun:
The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Critique of Fast Food Culture
Chiun:
Do you know why Americans call it fast food'? Because it speeds them on their way to their graves.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Importance of Proper Breathing
Chiun:
Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work. We must sweat the poison from your body and rebuild.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Exploring Identity and Unchosen Circumstances
Chiun:
You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be here. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Awkward Movement Compared to a Yak
Chiun:
You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Chiun's Observation on Movement and Agility
Chiun:
He move like a baboon, with two clubbed feet!
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Nightingale's Song Questioned
Chiun:
Does a nightingale sing?
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Cabaret - Introducing the Cabaret Girls
Master of Ceremonies:
And now presenting the cabaret girls! Heidi, Christine, Mouzy, Helga, Betty, und Inge. Each and every one a virgin. You don't believe me? Well, do not take my word for it! Go ahead, ask Helga! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Outside, it is winter. But here, it is so hot. Every night we have the battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!
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Cabaret - Embrace Beauty Amid Life's Disappointments
Master of Ceremonies: [The orchestra plays.]
Leave your troubles outside! So life is disappointing? Forget it! In here, life is beautiful! The girls are beautiful! Even the orchestra is beautiful! Beautiful!
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