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Joel McCrary Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Joel McCrary

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Discontent and Disconnection in Everyday Life
Lester ...did you ever see that movie, where the body's walking around holding its own head? And then the head goes down on that babe?
[''Standing outside hotel in alleyway smoking with Rick'']
Rick ].
[[w:Re-Animator|Re-Animator; ''Door bangs open and Rick's boss steps out'']
Catering boss Look. I'm not paying you to... ...do whatever it is you're doing out here.
[''eyes Lester, suspiciously'']
Rick Fine. So don't pay me.
Catering boss Excuse me?
Rick I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now, leave me alone.
Catering boss Asshole.
[''Goes inside and Lester glances at Ricky, who shrugs'']
Lester I think you just became my personal hero. Doesn't that make you nervous, just quitting your job like that? Well, I guess when you're all of, what? Sixteen?
[''Pause'']
Rick Eighteen. I just do these gigs as a cover. I have other sources of income. But my dad interferes less in my life when I pretend to be an upstanding young citizen with a respectable job.
[''Pause''; ''Carolyn opens door'']
Carolyn Lester? What are you doing?
[''Lester quickly hides the joint behind his back'']
Lester Honey, this is... Ricky Fitts. This is Ricky Fitts.
[''laughs'']
Rick I'm Ricky Fitts, I just moved in the house next to you. I go to school with your daughter.
Lester With Jane? Really?
Rick Yeah. Jane.
Carolyn Hi. I'm ready to go. I'll meet you out front.
[''To Lester''; ''Goes back inside'']
Lester Uh-oh. I'm in trouble. Nice meeting you, Ricky Fitts. Thanks for the, uh, thing.
[''Going back inside'']
Rick Any time.