Joel McCrary Biography
Joel P. McCrary is an American actor and voice actor. His Disney roles include Bobby Wasabi in Kickin' It (which he was also the staff writer of the show), additional voices in the Cars video games Cars Race-O-Rama and Cars - The Video Game and the English version of Howl's Moving Castle, Prime Minister Motaz in The Princess Diaries (and its sequel), and Randy Szalinski in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show.
Joel McCrary Movies
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Joel McCrary Quotes
Discontent and Disconnection in Everyday Life
Lester: [''Standing outside hotel in alleyway smoking with Rick'']
...did you ever see that movie, where the body's walking around holding its own head? And then the head goes down on that babe?
Rick: [[w:Re-Animator|Re-Animator; ''Door bangs open and Rick's boss steps out'']
].
Catering boss: [''eyes Lester, suspiciously'']
Look. I'm not paying you to... ...do whatever it is you're doing out here.
Rick:
Fine. So don't pay me.
Catering boss:
Excuse me?
Rick:
I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now, leave me alone.
Catering boss: [''Goes inside and Lester glances at Ricky, who shrugs'']
Asshole.
Lester: [''Pause'']
I think you just became my personal hero. Doesn't that make you nervous, just quitting your job like that? Well, I guess when you're all of, what? Sixteen?
Rick: [''Pause''; ''Carolyn opens door'']
Eighteen. I just do these gigs as a cover. I have other sources of income. But my dad interferes less in my life when I pretend to be an upstanding young citizen with a respectable job.
Carolyn: [''Lester quickly hides the joint behind his back'']
Lester? What are you doing?
Lester: [''laughs'']
Honey, this is... Ricky Fitts. This is Ricky Fitts.
Rick:
I'm Ricky Fitts, I just moved in the house next to you. I go to school with your daughter.
Lester:
With Jane? Really?
Rick:
Yeah. Jane.
Carolyn: [''To Lester''; ''Goes back inside'']
Hi. I'm ready to go. I'll meet you out front.
Lester: [''Going back inside'']
Uh-oh. I'm in trouble. Nice meeting you, Ricky Fitts. Thanks for the, uh, thing.
Rick:
Any time.
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