Memorable Quotes from Joey Kern
3 quotesThe Happy Bald Guy's Dark Fate
Jeff
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
[sitting around the campfire]
Karen
No, I can't take it
Paul
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
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Moment of Triumph and Relief
Jeff
I made it! I made it! I knew I'd make it! I fucking made it!
[yelling; he is shot by the police]
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Desperation Amidst Contagion and Conflict
Jeff
I don't want any of us getting sick, but you two fuckin fuckers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys! So you two can fuckin rot, but not me, no fuckin way not me!
[Jeff runs off carrying beer]
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