Cabin Fever - The Happy Bald Guy's Dark Fate
Jeff: [sitting around the campfire]
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
Karen:
No, I can't take it
Paul:
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
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Cabin Fever - Moment of Triumph and Relief
Jeff: [yelling; he is shot by the police]
I made it! I made it! I knew I'd make it! I fucking made it!
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Cabin Fever - Desperation Amidst Contagion and Conflict
Jeff: [Jeff runs off carrying beer]
I don't want any of us getting sick, but you two fuckin fuckers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys! So you two can fuckin rot, but not me, no fuckin way not me!
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