Joey Kern Biography
Joey Kern is an American actor who is best known for his roles in Super Troopers (2001) and Cabin Fever (2002).
Joey Kern Movies
Joey Kern TV Shows
Joey Kern Quotes
The Happy Bald Guy's Dark Fate
Jeff: [sitting around the campfire]
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
Karen:
No, I can't take it
Paul:
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
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Moment of Triumph and Relief
Jeff: [yelling; he is shot by the police]
I made it! I made it! I knew I'd make it! I fucking made it!
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