Mallrats - Easter Bunny Incident at the Mall
Jay:
You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?!
Brodie:
All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
Jay:
He's fucking dead!
Brodie:
Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.
T.S.:
What the hell happened?
Jay:
The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.
Brodie:
I had it coming.
Jay:
Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.
T.S.:
What really happened?
Brodie:
The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.
Gwen:
Shannon Hamilton?
T.S.:
You know that guy?
Gwen:
I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
T.S.:
What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Brodie:
Sounds like his M.O.
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Mallrats - Conflicted Feelings Among Friends
Brodie:
Look, if I have any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
T.S.:
Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
Brodie:
I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
T.S.:
What is your problem? I don't understand.
T.S.:
Gwen! I'm sorry, I didn't even know it was you.--
Gwen:
You fucker!
Brodie: [Gwen gets up and Brodie kicks T.S. while he's still down]
See, that's what you get for fucking with me. Sorry , Gwen. He didn't mean to hit you.
Gwen: [she also kicks T.S.]
He's got a funny way of showin’ it by elbowing me in my freakin’ tit. Why the hell are you glowing?
Brodie:
I'm not glowing. All right!
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Chasing Amy - Love and Boundaries in Relationships
Alyssa Jones: [slaps Holden]
I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore.
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Chasing Amy - Alyssa Jones on Cheering for the Underdogs
Alyssa Jones:
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
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Chasing Amy - Complex Relationships and Affectionate Language
Alyssa Jones: [''on the phone with Holden after she paged him'']
One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
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