Memorable Quotes from Joey Lauren Adams
5 quotesComplex Relationships and Affectionate Language
Alyssa Jones
One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
[''on the phone with Holden after she paged him'']
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Love and Boundaries in Relationships
Alyssa Jones
I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore.
[slaps Holden]
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Conflicted Feelings Among Friends
Brodie
Look, if I have any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
T.S.
Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
Brodie
I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
T.S.
What is your problem? I don't understand.
T.S.
Gwen! I'm sorry, I didn't even know it was you.--
Gwen
You fucker!
Brodie
See, that's what you get for fucking with me. Sorry , Gwen. He didn't mean to hit you.
[Gwen gets up and Brodie kicks T.S. while he's still down]
Gwen
He's got a funny way of showin’ it by elbowing me in my freakin’ tit. Why the hell are you glowing?
[she also kicks T.S.]
Brodie
I'm not glowing. All right!
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Alyssa Jones on Cheering for the Underdogs
Alyssa Jones
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
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Easter Bunny Incident at the Mall
Jay
You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?!
Brodie
All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
Jay
He's fucking dead!
Brodie
Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.
T.S.
What the hell happened?
Jay
The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.
Brodie
I had it coming.
Jay
Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.
T.S.
What really happened?
Brodie
The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.
Gwen
Shannon Hamilton?
T.S.
You know that guy?
Gwen
I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
T.S.
What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Brodie
Sounds like his M.O.
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