Joey Slotnick Biography
Joseph Slotnick (born October 2, 1968) is an American film actor and voice actor. He is known for roles in Twister (1996), Hollow Man (2000), Elevator (2011), The Single Guy (1995–1997), and Nip/Tuck (2003-2006).
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Joey Slotnick Quotes
Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo:
Bill?
Bill:
Why didn't you tell me?
Jo:
Bill, don't!
Joey:
Uh, what?
Jonas: [Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Bill:
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas:
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1:
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2:
Put your malfunction, man!
Joey:
Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas:
What is the matter with you?!
Bill: [Tries to push at Jonas again]
You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
Joey:
Calm down!
Jonas: [Pushes Bill back]
What the hell are you talking about?!
Bill:
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas: [Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
Bill:
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas:
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill: [Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
That thing ain't worth shit!
Jo:
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey:
That's right!
Jonas:
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit:
Better than what you sniff.
Bill:
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas: [Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
Bill: [Tries to go after Jonas again]
JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
Rabbit:
Alright! Alright!
Bill:
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders:
He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo: [Walks to Bill]
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Bill: [Glaring at Jo]
ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
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