Memorable Quotes from Joey Slotnick
2 quotesLightning Safety Tips in Severe Storms
Rabbit
Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
Haynes
He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.
Joey
Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.
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Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo
Bill?
Bill
Why didn't you tell me?
Jo
Bill, don't!
Joey
Uh, what?
Jonas
And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
[Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
Bill
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2
Put your malfunction, man!
Joey
Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas
What is the matter with you?!
Bill
You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
[Tries to push at Jonas again]
Joey
Calm down!
Jonas
What the hell are you talking about?!
[Pushes Bill back]
Bill
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
[Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Bill
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill
That thing ain't worth shit!
[Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
Jo
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey
That's right!
Jonas
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit
Better than what you sniff.
Bill
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas
Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
[Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Bill
JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
[Tries to go after Jonas again]
Rabbit
Alright! Alright!
Bill
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders
He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
[Walks to Bill]
Bill
ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
[Glaring at Jo]
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