Wendle Josepher Movies
Wendle Josepher Quotes
Understanding Tornado Intensity with the Fujita Scale
Preacher:
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill:
Solid F-2.
Melissa:
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill:
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa:
Eats?
Bill:
Destroys.
Lawrence:
The one we encountered back there was a strong F-2, F-3 maybe.
Beltzer:
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes:
That would be sweet!
Bill:
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa: [silence falls over the group]
Is there an F-5? What would that be like?
Preacher:
...The Finger of God.
Melissa:
None of you have ever seen an F-5?
Bill:
...Just one of us.
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Lightning Safety Tips in Severe Storms
Rabbit:
Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
Haynes:
He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.
Joey:
Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.
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