Memorable Quotes from Wendle Josepher
2 quotesLightning Safety Tips in Severe Storms
Rabbit
Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
Haynes
He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.
Joey
Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.
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Understanding Tornado Intensity with the Fujita Scale
Preacher
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill
Solid F-2.
Melissa
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa
Eats?
Bill
Destroys.
Lawrence
The one we encountered back there was a strong F-2, F-3 maybe.
Beltzer
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes
That would be sweet!
Bill
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa
Is there an F-5? What would that be like?
[silence falls over the group]
Preacher
...The Finger of God.
Melissa
None of you have ever seen an F-5?
Bill
...Just one of us.
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