Inspector Gadget 2 - Confrontation Between Dr. Claw and McKibble
Dr. Claw:
WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
McKibble:
One order of road kill coming right up!
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Unexpected Encounters on the Roof
Brick:
(He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
McKibble:
On the roof?
Penny:
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw:
McKibble! Get him off!
McKibble:
Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
Dr. Claw:
Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
Inspector Gadget:
Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
Dr. Claw:
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
Inspector Gadget:
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw:
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Time Stopped in a Frozen City
McKibble:
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick:
That means thime has stopped.
McKibble:
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw:
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Penny:
Uncle Gadget.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Dr. Claw's Ambitious Superweapon Plan
Dr. Claw:
Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick)
Brick:
I know this one. The ruby.
Dr. Claw:
Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles)
McKibble:
Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
Dr. Claw:
The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile:
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget:
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys:
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny:
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey:
(chattering)
Bartender:
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender:
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget:
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender:
Milk?
Inspector Gadget:
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny:
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick:
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja:
Hi-ya.
Brick:
I think I see why now.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender:
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget:
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender:
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget:
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender:
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget:
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender:
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender:
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint:
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble:
Immediately.
Penny:
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget:
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile:
(Snoring)
McKibble:
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint:
Let's get out of here.
Minions:
(shouting)
Brick:
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget:
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys:
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Oh, my head.
G2:
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender:
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2:
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey:
(Chattering)
Tough Guys:
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Minions Question Their Master’s Demands
Dr. Claw:
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
McKibble:
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick:
Yeah!
McKibble:
We're vicious minions, not valets.
McKibble:
One sugar, or two?
Dr. Claw:
Two.
Brick:
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
Dr. Claw:
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
Dr. Claw:
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
McKibble:
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
Brick:
What's the plan this time?
Dr. Claw:
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor:
The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
Dr. Claw:
(turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.
Brick:
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Dr. Claw:
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
Brick:
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
McKibble:
Yeah. I don't see how.
Dr. Claw:
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
Brick:
He's got a point.
McKibble:
Yeah.
Dr. Claw:
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Brick:
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
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