Memorable Quotes from John Marley
12 quotesDivorce Announcement Sparks Mixed Emotions
Richard Forst
I want a divorce.
Richard Forst
Did you hear what I said?
Maria Forst
Oh, Dickie...
[laughing]
Richard Forst
That's the only thing to do, isn't it? Well, why don't you laugh? It's funny!
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Shared Bitchiness Over Drinks
Richard Forst
What do you want to drink?
Maria Forst
Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight.
Richard Forst
Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us.
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Solving problems through intimacy and connections
Richard Forst
You get laid once and everything is solved! Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved!
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The Complexity of Authenticity and Seriousness
Richard Forst
Jeannie, do me a favor. Don't be silly anymore. Just be yourself.
Jeannie Rapp
But I am myself. Who else would I be?
Richard Forst
I'm serious.
Jeannie Rapp
Definition of serious: Blah blah blah blah...
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A Neighborhood Film Discussion
Maria Forst
There's a ] film in the neighborhood.
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Richard Forst
I don't feel like getting depressed tonight.
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The Nature of Good and Evil
Richard Forst
I think we were all created evil! Then some... or some wise guy, some, uh, a leftwinger, or a, a union organizer comes along and tells us that we were all created good, we were all created in His image.
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Perceptions of Happiness Based on Body Image
Jeannie Rapp
Skinny people are not like fat people. Fat people are jolly. Right?
Richard Forst
Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
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A Conversation About Home and Travel
Richard Forst
No place like home.
Maria Forst
What?
Richard Forst
I said, "Have you ever been to Rome?
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Redefining Beauty Standards in Conversation
Richard Forst
You're not fat.
Jeannie Rapp
What?
Richard Forst
You're voluptuous.
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Emotional Tension Between Richard and Jeannie
Jeannie Rapp
You're a son-of-a-bitch, do you know that?
Richard Forst
Why am I a son-of-a-bitch?
Jeannie Rapp
Because you get to me.
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Time and the Desire for Freedom
Richard Forst
Why did the man throw, throw the clock out of the window, huh? He wanted to see time fly.
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Humorous Exchange About a Riddle
Richard Forst
What is it that's black and white and red all over?
Maria Forst
A newspaper.
Richard Forst
No, a zebra's ass.
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