Faces - Humorous Exchange About a Riddle
Richard Forst:
What is it that's black and white and red all over?
Maria Forst:
A newspaper.
Richard Forst:
No, a zebra's ass.
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Faces - Perceptions of Happiness Based on Body Image
Jeannie Rapp:
Skinny people are not like fat people. Fat people are jolly. Right?
Richard Forst:
Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
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Faces - Divorce Announcement Sparks Mixed Emotions
Richard Forst:
I want a divorce.
Richard Forst:
Did you hear what I said?
Maria Forst: [laughing]
Oh, Dickie...
Richard Forst:
That's the only thing to do, isn't it? Well, why don't you laugh? It's funny!
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Faces - Redefining Beauty Standards in Conversation
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Faces - Shared Bitchiness Over Drinks
Richard Forst:
What do you want to drink?
Maria Forst:
Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight.
Richard Forst:
Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us.
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Faces - Emotional Tension Between Richard and Jeannie
Jeannie Rapp:
You're a son-of-a-bitch, do you know that?
Richard Forst:
Why am I a son-of-a-bitch?
Jeannie Rapp:
Because you get to me.
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Faces - A Conversation About Home and Travel
Richard Forst:
No place like home.
Maria Forst:
What?
Richard Forst:
I said, "Have you ever been to Rome?
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Faces - The Complexity of Authenticity and Seriousness
Richard Forst:
Jeannie, do me a favor. Don't be silly anymore. Just be yourself.
Jeannie Rapp:
But I am myself. Who else would I be?
Richard Forst:
I'm serious.
Jeannie Rapp:
Definition of serious: Blah blah blah blah...
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Faces - A Neighborhood Film Discussion
Maria Forst: [[Ingmar Bergman|Bergman]
There's a ] film in the neighborhood.
Richard Forst:
I don't feel like getting depressed tonight.
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Faces - Time and the Desire for Freedom
Richard Forst:
Why did the man throw, throw the clock out of the window, huh? He wanted to see time fly.
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Faces - The Nature of Good and Evil
Richard Forst:
I think we were all created evil! Then some... or some wise guy, some, uh, a leftwinger, or a, a union organizer comes along and tells us that we were all created good, we were all created in His image.
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Faces - Solving problems through intimacy and connections
Richard Forst:
You get laid once and everything is solved! Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved!
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