Fired Up! - Spelling Out Enthusiasm in Cheerleading
Coach Keith: [yelling]
How do you spell fired up'?
Cheerleaders:
F! U!
Shawn Colfax:
Not really...
Nick Brady:
Uh-uh.
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Blade: Trinity - Character Exchange on Identity and Attitude
Dr. Edgar Vance: [[w:Presidento of the United States|the president; [w:White House|the White House]
How about ]? You know who that is. Who's in ] right now?
Blade:
An asshole.
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Evan Almighty - Making Lemonade Out of Discomfort
Evan:
(walks in with his beard braided and his hair tied into a ponytail) Marty. Sorry I am late. Come on let's go!
Marty:
(disgustedly drops his phone) What...is that!?
Evan:
I am making lemonade out of lemons. Pick up your phone and let's go! (They walk into a meeting live on television. Rita looks in genuine disgust)
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Evan Almighty - Evan's Unexpected Challenges with Responsibilities
Marty: [Sees Evan; Rita gestures to Evan; Marty gasps]
Rita when Evan shows... Sorry sir I will be with you in just one moment... Gah! Evan?!
Evan:
In case you ask I am going through adult puberty. This is temporary...why did you summon me? What is so important?
Marty:
What is so important?! I have a letter of intent here about Congressman Long's bill! You remember that? And now he wants you to sign this in person Evan!
Evan:
I can't do it.
Marty:
No you can't do it looking like that. You have to go shave!
Evan:
I cannot shave Marty. If I shave it just grows back.
Marty:
That's what happens when you shave...and then you shave AGAIN!!
Evan: [Frustrated]
You have no idea...
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Best in Show - Eclectic Views on Relationships and Dog Ownership
Scott Donlan:
She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.
Sherri Ann Cabot:
Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say oh but he's so much older than you and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
Stefan Vanderhoof:
If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.
Christy Cummings:
We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
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A Mighty Wind - Clarifying Misconceptions About Witches
Terry Bohner:
No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.
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A Mighty Wind - Skepticism Towards Occult Practices and Beliefs
Terry Bohner:
This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
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A Mighty Wind - Musical Abuse in Family Dynamics
Terry Bohner:
There had been abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
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