The Secret of My Success - Seeking Help with Risky Consequences
Brantley Foster: [to Fred and Jean]
Whoa, whoa, listen, I'm going to need your help, both of you.
Fred Melrose:
Is it something I could get fired for?
Brantley Foster:
Absolutely.
Fred Melrose:
I like it!
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The Secret of My Success - The Impact of Corporate Culture on Thinking
Brantley Foster: [reading mail while sorting]
Some of this stuff doesn't make any sense. They send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?
Fred Melrose:
That's suit thinking. Something happens to a man when he puts on a necktie. Cuts off all the oxygen to his brain.
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The Secret of My Success - A Night of Unfortunate Events
Fred Melrose:
Hey, you look like death on a cracker, man. What happened to you?
Brantley Foster:
Well, I was chased by a 200 pound dog with a mouth as big as my head. And that was the best thing that happened last night.
Fred Melrose:
What was the worst thing?
Brantley Foster:
Got laid.
Fred Melrose:
Not sure you got your priorities straight, Brantley.
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The Secret of My Success - The Suit and the Mailroom Dilemma
Fred Melrose:
Not the suits, man! You never consort with the suits unless they consort with you first.
Brantley Foster:
Wait a minute, that's ridiculous! He's a person, I'm a person. I can't say hello to him?
Fred Melrose:
He's not a person, he's a suit! You're mailroom. No consorting.
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To Live and Die in L.A. - Legal Challenges in a Drug Case
Bob Grimes:
I don't have a lot of time. I'm in the middle of a trial.
John Vukovich:
What kind of trial?
Bob Grimes:
It's a dope case. Client got busted smuggling fifty pounds of cocaine. I should be able to get him off, though. Seach warrant's weak.
John Vukovich:
Weak?
Bob Grimes:
Color of the house is listed as brown in the warrant, when in fact it's beige and yellow.
John Vukovich:
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Bob Grimes:
I don't make any apologies for being an attorney. If I didn't accept the case, somebody else would, without a doubt. Without a doubt.
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To Live and Die in L.A. - Justifying Unlawful Actions in a Conversation
John Vukovich:
So now you want to commit a robbery?
Richard Chance:
I wouldn't call it that.
John Vukovich:
What would you call it?
Richard Chance:
Taking down a douche bag who's trying to break the law.
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To Live and Die in L.A. - Consequences of Actions in Law Enforcement
John Vukovich:
We got an FBI agent killed. You hear that?
Richard Chance:
What do you want me to do about it, John?
John Vukovich:
It's just a matter of time before they fuckin identify us. They got a good look at us.
Richard Chance:
A face is bullshit without a name.
John Vukovich:
They got a make on the car!
Richard Chance:
Look, they would have sent it out over the teletype if they had anything. They're grabbing at shit.
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