Johnny SimmonsQuotes

Andi: You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.

Dave: It's four-six; we're out dogged.

Chip: [after Jennifer attacked him] She can fly?

Needy: She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.

Jennifer: God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

Needy: You're a jerk.

Jennifer: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?

Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.

Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Needy: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?

Jennifer: I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!

Needy: Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.

Jennifer: I am still socially relevant.

Needy: And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.

Jennifer: I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!

Needy: I thought you only murdered boys.

Jennifer: [smirks] I go both ways.

Needy: (gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!

Needy: Jennifer's evil.

Chip: I know.

Needy: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Todd Ingram: [to Ramona] Hey, Ramona.

Ramona: Hey, Todd.

Todd: It's been a while.

Ramona: Mmm-hmm.

Todd: Mmm-hmm?

Ramona: [to Scott] I think we should get out of here.

Julie: So how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies? You're like a superstar now.

Envy: Yeah, it's, uh, not really something I can put into words.

Knives: [everyone glares at her] Um, Envy... I read your blog.

Envy: So, Scott and Ramona, eh?

Ramona: What of it?

Envy: [Todd scoffs] You guys make a cute couple you know. Suit each other.

Knives: [pleasurably] You're my role model, Envy.

Envy: Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?

Julie: [interrupts] Envy, I was just gonna say, did you get those jeans in New York?

Envy: [stops Julie, not wanting to explode] I'm talking to Ramona right now.

Julie: Ramona lived in New York.

Envy: Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?

Knives: [gasps in horror and everyone looks at her; to Envy] I've kissed lips that kissed you!

Scott: [stands up, horrified] Knives!

Todd: [nonchalant] What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star.

Young Neil: [shocked; glares at Todd, angrily; to Scott; worried] Oh, my God. You punched the highlights out of her hair. He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Envy: You are incorrigible.

Todd: I don't know the meaning of the word.

Caption: HE REALLY DOESN'T.

Kim: Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?

Scott: [[w:Final Fantasy II|Final Fantasy II; strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.] No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from ].

Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.

Scott: [obliviously] Oh, thanks.

Kim: I meant, "Scum of the Earth.

Scott: [obliviously] Thanks.

Young Neil: You broke up with Knives?

Scott: Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.

Young Neil: New-new"?

Stephen: Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.

Young Neil: [at the same time as Stephen] New-new.

Stephen: We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?

Scott: [he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him; excited; opens door from Ramona; notices Ramona's hair is blue.] Okay. That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. Hey, you're here.

Ramona: [Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.] Yes, like you said.

Scott: You know your hair?

Ramona: I know of it.

Scott: It's all blue.

Ramona: [Scott stares at Ramona's hair] I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. So...how do you guys all know each other?

Young Neil: Um, high school, I guess.

Stephen: What Neil said.

Young Neil: [introducing himself] I'm Neil.

Kim: [to Ramona, sarcastically smiling] Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.

Ramona: Oh, got any embarrassing stories?

Kim: [chuckles; smile disappears; seriously] Yeah. He's an idiot.

Scott: [puts on hat] Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.

Stephen: What about rehearsal?

Scott: [he and Ramona leave] Neil knows my parts.

Young Neil: [Kim and Stephen stare at him] I'm Neil.