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Johnny Simmons Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Johnny Simmons

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Acknowledging Friendship Amidst Breakup and Music
Kim Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?
Scott No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from ].
[[w:Final Fantasy II|Final Fantasy II; strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.]
Kim Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.
Scott Oh, thanks.
[obliviously]
Kim I meant, "Scum of the Earth.
Scott Thanks.
[obliviously]
Young Neil You broke up with Knives?
Scott Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.
Young Neil New-new"?
Stephen Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.
Young Neil New-new.
[at the same time as Stephen]
Stephen We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?
Scott Okay. That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. Hey, you're here.
[he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him; excited; opens door from Ramona; notices Ramona's hair is blue.]
Ramona Yes, like you said.
[Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.]
Scott You know your hair?
Ramona I know of it.
Scott It's all blue.
Ramona I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. So...how do you guys all know each other?
[Scott stares at Ramona's hair]
Young Neil Um, high school, I guess.
Stephen What Neil said.
Young Neil I'm Neil.
[introducing himself]
Kim Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.
[to Ramona, sarcastically smiling]
Ramona Oh, got any embarrassing stories?
Kim Yeah. He's an idiot.
[chuckles; smile disappears; seriously]
Scott Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.
[puts on hat]
Stephen What about rehearsal?
Scott Neil knows my parts.
[he and Ramona leave]
Young Neil I'm Neil.
[Kim and Stephen stare at him]
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Hotel for Dogs
Feeling Overwhelmed by the Situation
Andi You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.
Dave It's four-six; we're out dogged.
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
A Casual Reunion Among Friends
Todd Ingram Hey, Ramona.
[to Ramona]
Ramona Hey, Todd.
Todd It's been a while.
Ramona Mmm-hmm.
Todd Mmm-hmm?
Ramona I think we should get out of here.
[to Scott]
Julie So how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies? You're like a superstar now.
Envy Yeah, it's, uh, not really something I can put into words.
Knives Um, Envy... I read your blog.
[everyone glares at her]
Envy So, Scott and Ramona, eh?
Ramona What of it?
Envy You guys make a cute couple you know. Suit each other.
[Todd scoffs]
Knives You're my role model, Envy.
[pleasurably]
Envy Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?
Julie Envy, I was just gonna say, did you get those jeans in New York?
[interrupts]
Envy I'm talking to Ramona right now.
[stops Julie, not wanting to explode]
Julie Ramona lived in New York.
Envy Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?
Knives I've kissed lips that kissed you!
[gasps in horror and everyone looks at her; to Envy]
Scott Knives!
[stands up, horrified]
Todd What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star.
[nonchalant]
Young Neil Oh, my God. You punched the highlights out of her hair. He punched the highlights out of her hair!
[shocked; glares at Todd, angrily; to Scott; worried]
Envy You are incorrigible.
Todd I don't know the meaning of the word.
Caption HE REALLY DOESN'T.
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Jennifer's Body
Understanding True Evil in Relationships
Needy Jennifer's evil.
Chip I know.
Needy No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
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Jennifer's Body
Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy
Chip She can fly?
[after Jennifer attacked him]
Needy She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy You're a jerk.
Jennifer Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Needy Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer I am still socially relevant.
Needy And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
Needy I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer I go both ways.
[smirks]
Needy (gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!
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