Cabin Fever - The Happy Bald Guy's Dark Fate
Jeff: [sitting around the campfire]
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
Karen:
No, I can't take it
Paul:
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
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Cabin Fever - Unexpected Interruption During a Romantic Moment
Paul:
Hey, where are you going?
Karen:
Where does it look like I'm going?
Paul:
But, well, I thought we were kissing.
Karen:
Yeah, we were, weren't we?
Paul:
So... you like me now? Like, is this a date?
Karen: [pause]
Don't be gay. When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
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Cabin Fever - Discussion on Squirrel Hunting and Homosexuality
Karen:
Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert:
I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Paul:
Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Bert:
Because they're gay.
Karen:
Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert:
I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.
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Cabin Fever - Questioning the Dog's Friendliness
Karen: [A stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly]
Wait... Is your dog friendly?
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Cabin Fever - Consequences of Unintended Actions
Karen:
That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
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Hostel: Part II - Confronting the Truth About Josh's Disappearance
Stephanie:
When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?
Paxton:
I'm not.
Stephanie:
She still thinks her son is in Europe.
Paxton:
What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.
Stephanie:
Yeah, exactly. Someone should.
Paxton:
No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.
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Death Proof - Questioning Lana Frank's Whereabouts
Shanna:
Where the hell is Lana Frank?!
Julia:
That's a good fucking question!
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