Jordan Ladd Quotes

Jeff Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.

Karen No, I can't take it

Paul He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.

Paul Hey, where are you going?

Karen Where does it look like I'm going?

Paul But, well, I thought we were kissing.

Karen Yeah, we were, weren't we?

Paul So... you like me now? Like, is this a date?

Karen Don't be gay. When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?

Karen Bert, what the hell is that?

Bert I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.

Paul Why would you want to kill squirrels?

Bert Because they're gay.

Karen Bert, don't be a fucking retard.

Bert I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.

Karen That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Karen Wait... Is your dog friendly?

Shanna Where the hell is Lana Frank?!

Julia That's a good fucking question!

Stephanie When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

Paxton I'm not.

Stephanie She still thinks her son is in Europe.

Paxton What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.

Stephanie Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

Paxton No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.