River's Edge - Disgraceful Actions and Funeral Ethics
Clarissa:
I hear they're having an open-casket funeral for Jamie. I think that's in bad taste.
Tony:
It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus.
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River's Edge - Discussion of Escape Plans and New Beginnings
Layne:
Go on.
Matt:
I don't know. I just figured we could dump this place, you know? Go up there, and if we like it, we stay, don't come back.
Clarissa:
Where did you get Portland?
Matt:
Well, nobody knows us up there.
Clarissa:
People know us here?
Layne: [mimicking Sonny & Cher, his hand wandering]
I know you, babe.
Clarissa: [brushing him off]
That's really annoying, Layne.
Layne:
So what, man? We could be lumberjacks or something?
Matt:
There's other things to do.
Layne:
Like what?
Maggie:
Like getting stoned.
Layne:
It almost sounds like a plan. Except we're all broke, and I'm the only one with a car.
Tony: [[Easy Rider]
We could just take all our parents money, take off, discover America, and make like we're ] plus five.
Clarissa: [checking Maggie's wristwatch]
Shit, I gotta go. Burkewaite's gonna have a spaz attack if I'm late again.
Layne:
She's in love with his middle-aged ass.
Clarissa: [as John arrives]
He's not middle-aged, asshole. Hi, John.
Layne: [to John]
Didn't think you'd make it today. Where's Jamie?
John:
I killed her.
Clarissa:
She's gonna be in big trouble if she keeps ditching like this.
Maggie:
You what?
John:
I killed her.
Maggie:
You're strange, John.
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