Memorable Quotes from Josh Richman
2 quotesDisgraceful Actions and Funeral Ethics
Clarissa
I hear they're having an open-casket funeral for Jamie. I think that's in bad taste.
Tony
It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus.
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Discussion of Escape Plans and New Beginnings
Layne
Go on.
Matt
I don't know. I just figured we could dump this place, you know? Go up there, and if we like it, we stay, don't come back.
Clarissa
Where did you get Portland?
Matt
Well, nobody knows us up there.
Clarissa
People know us here?
Layne
I know you, babe.
[mimicking Sonny & Cher, his hand wandering]
Clarissa
That's really annoying, Layne.
[brushing him off]
Layne
So what, man? We could be lumberjacks or something?
Matt
There's other things to do.
Layne
Like what?
Maggie
Like getting stoned.
Layne
It almost sounds like a plan. Except we're all broke, and I'm the only one with a car.
Tony
We could just take all our parents money, take off, discover America, and make like we're ] plus five.
[[Easy Rider]
Clarissa
Shit, I gotta go. Burkewaite's gonna have a spaz attack if I'm late again.
[checking Maggie's wristwatch]
Layne
She's in love with his middle-aged ass.
Clarissa
He's not middle-aged, asshole. Hi, John.
[as John arrives]
Layne
Didn't think you'd make it today. Where's Jamie?
[to John]
John
I killed her.
Clarissa
She's gonna be in big trouble if she keeps ditching like this.
Maggie
You what?
John
I killed her.
Maggie
You're strange, John.
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