Sharknado 2: The Second One - Casting Choices in Life and Film
Ben:
I'm also an actor. I can play you if they ever do a movie about your life.
Fin Shepard:
If anyone's playing me in a movie, it's gonna be me.
Ben:
Not a bad idea.
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Celebrating Favorite Costumes and Idols
Witch:
Well, for heavens sake! You look just like me.
Girl dressed as witch:
This is my favorite costume, because of you.
Witch:
It is? Why?
Girl dressed as witch:
Because you're one of my favorite people.
Boy dressed as Scarecrow:
We love you just the way you are! All the kids feel that way.
Witch:
You really love me? All right, I'll do it! Knowing you love me means more to me than any of his promises.
Count Dracula:
Oh, then we can forget those silly conditions that you asked for?
Witch:
Not on your life! You're going to keep every one of those promises just the same! Starting with the disco party right after I ride over the moon. So long, kids! This ride is just for you!
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Illusions and Fears in Halloween Uncertainty
Count Dracula:
What do I do now?
Igor:
Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.
Count Dracula:
Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - A Cautious Encounter Between Monsters
Frankenstein's Monster:
Are they gone yet?
Count Dracula:
Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - A Dispute Over Feet and Truth
Frankenstein's Monster:
My feet hurt!
Count Dracula:
Don't give me that! I happen to know those aren't your feet!
Frankenstein's Monster:
What did you have to bring that up for?
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Unexpected Encounters on Halloween Night
Count Dracula:
Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.
Witch:
I didn't think it was a hummingbird.
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - A Day of Regret for Count Dracula
Count Dracula:
It's one of those days I wish I was dead. And stayed dead.
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Count Dracula's Tomb Door Instructions
Count Dracula:
Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!
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Running on Empty - A Father's Push Towards Independence
Arthur Pope: [pause]
Get the bike out of the back. Now, get on it.
Michael:
What are you talking about, dad...
Arthur Pope:
Get on the bike. You're on your own, kid. I want you to go to Juilliard.
Michael:
But, dad, I want to go with you.
Arthur Pope: [pause]
We'll see you again. You can be sure. Your mother has arranged things with your grandfather, alright- call him. And I think you have some friends around here.
Annie Pope:
I love you, baby.
Arthur Pope:
We all love you. Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. And don't let anyone tell you any different.
Harry Pope: [the family car circles 'Michael' before exiting down the road]
Bye, Danny!
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Running on Empty - Struggling with the burden of past choices
Arthur Pope:
Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Annie Pope:
What are we doing to these kids? They've been running their whole lives like criminals, and they didnt do anything!
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Ordinary People - Miscommunication Leads to Accidental Consequences
Conrad: [Dr. Berger is pretending to be Buck, Con's older brother]
Bucky, I didn't mean it! Bucky, I didn't meant it!
Dr. Berger:
What?
Conrad:
I said put the sail down, but you said keep it starboard, and then we go over! And you say "Hang on, Hang on!", but then you let go! Why'd you let go?
Dr. Berger:
Because I was tired!
Conrad:
Oh yeah? Well screw you, you jerk!
Dr. Berger: [abandoning his role]
It hurts to be mad at him, doesn't it?
Conrad:
God, I loved him. It's not fair. You just do one wrong thing.
Dr. Berger: [pause; pause]
And what was the one wrong thing you did? You know. You know.
Conrad:
I hung on. I stayed with the boat.
Dr. Berger:
Exactly.
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Ordinary People - Confrontation Between Doctor and Patient
Dr. Berger:
So you felt great. You brought home a Christmas tree and everything was hunky dory. Okay?
Conrad:
You're the doctor.
Dr. Berger:
Listen, don't take refuge in one-liners like "you're the doctor". Okay? Because that pisses me off.
Conrad:
Okay.
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Ordinary People - Navigating the Complexity of Feelings
Dr. Berger:
Now. You can live with that. Can't you?
Conrad:
I'm so scared! I'm scared.
Dr. Berger:
Feelings are scary. And sometimes they're painful. And if you can't feel pain, then you're not going to feel anything else, either. You know what I'm saying?
Conrad:
I think so.
Dr. Berger:
You're here, and you're alive. And don't tell me you don't feel that.
Conrad:
It doesn't feel good.
Dr. Berger:
It is good. Believe me.
Conrad:
How do you know?
Dr. Berger:
Because I'm your friend.
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Ordinary People - Acknowledging Shared Feelings of Guilt
Conrad: [about Karen's suicide]
I feel bad about this! I feel really, really bad about this! Just let me feel bad about this!
Dr. Berger:
Okay. I feel bad about it, too.
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Ordinary People - Confronting Personal Struggles and Expectations
Conrad:
It's impossible after all the shit I've pulled.
Dr. Berger: [pause; pause; pause]
What shit have you pulled? Hey, remember, I'm talking proportion here, now what shit? C'mon, you must be able to come up with at least one example. And don't give me, "I tried to kill myself." That's old turkey.
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Ordinary People - Understanding Feelings Can Be Uncomfortable
Dr. Berger:
A little advice about feelings, kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.
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The Fabelmans - Art and Courage in Unlikely Comparisons
Sammy Fabelman:
Putting your head in a lion's mouth is art?
Uncle Boris:
No, sticking your head in the mouth of lions was balls! Making sure that lion didn't eat my head? That is art!
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The Fabelmans - The Dual Nature of Art's Influence
Uncle Boris: [disgrace in Yiddish]
Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on Earth, but also, it will tear your heart out and leave you lonely. You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. An exile in the desert. A gypsy. Art is no game! Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. It'll bite your head off.
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The Fabelmans - The Struggle Between Family and Art
Uncle Boris:
Family, art: It will tear you in two.
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A Beautiful Mind - The Burden of Genius and Reality
Helinger:
Mathematicians won the war. Mathematicians broke the Japanese codes, and built the A-bomb. Mathematicians … like you. The stated goal of the Soviets is global Communism. In medicine or economics, in technology or space, battle lines are being drawn. To triumph, we need results. Publishable, applicable results. Now, who among you will be the next Morse? The next Einstein? Who among you will be the vanguard of democracy, freedom, and discovery? Today, we bequeath America's future into your able hands. Welcome to Princeton, gentlemen.
Dr. Rosen:
Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people, the places, the moments most important to you were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?
Dr. Rosen: [to Alicia]
John has schizophrenia, people with this disease are often paranoid.
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