Memorable Quotes from Julie Patzwald
1 quoteA Conversation on Perception and Reality
Allen Clark
What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.
Betty Caldicott
Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
U.V.
I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.
U.V.
Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!
U.V.
I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!
Andy Effkin
Slut.
[snaps Mary Joe's neck]
Dr. Caldicott
Science is God!
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