Memorable Quotes from Kathryn Hahn
15 quotesStruggles of Winning Back a Lost Love
Angelica
Well, you got to win her back.
Pete
Believe me, I have tried everything.
Angelica
Well, what did she say when you told her you loved her?
Pete
Okay, maybe not everything.
Angelica
How did she react when you kissed her?
Pete
Okay, maybe only two things.
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Desire and Humor in a Bar Setting
Pete
Angelica?
Angelica
Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire?
Pete
Um... we'd like another round of beers.
Angelica
Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, you are the object of my desires.
Pete
Okay. I think we'll just take the beers for now.
[pause]
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Confrontation Over Deception and Honesty
Karen
I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us.
Linda
What?
Karen
If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?
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Unexpected Legal Tensions Among Friends
Ned
Okay, I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Cindy
Well, I am sorry I don't have a big, throbbing cock for you!
[off-screen, shouting into the phone]
Janet
That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.
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Understanding the Different Levels of Love
Angelica
Well is it love, big love, or great love?
Pete
What do you mean?
Angelica
Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?
Angelica
Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete
Yeah, that just great.
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Confronting Deception in Relationships
Karen
If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.
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A Humorous Take on Dating in Youth
Carla Dunkler
When I was in my twenties, I would just walk down the street and it would just be raining dicks wherever I went. It was just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. It was, like, forecast, lot of cock!
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Family Announcement at Holiday Gathering
Derek
So I just drove off, I started going on my way to Chad Michael Murray’s Christmas party. I think that was the year. And just driving…
Nancy
I have to interrupt you. Robert, while the children are in the living room, I think this would be a good time to make our announcement.
Dale
What’s going on?
Robert
It's over. I'm gonna be moving in with my friend, Jack Handle, and Nancy found a townhouse in the city.
Brennan
What is this? What’s happening?
Nancy
What Robert is trying to say is that we are getting a divorce.
Brennan
Don't do this.
Dale
No. No!
Derek
I gotta say, I could've called this one. Yeah.
Dale
No.
Derek
Yeah.
Brennan
Is it our fault?
Dale
Is it because we were bad?
Nancy
No, that’s the main thing that Robert and I talked about is that we did not want you two to blame yourselves.
Dale
What can we do to fix it?
Alice
Dale, honey, are you okay?
Derek
Why are you calling him "honey"?
Nancy
I cannot stress this enough. It is not your fault.
Dale
Whose fault is it? Oh, I wanna fucking know!
Robert
Let's cut the shit, it is-it is directly your fault.
Nancy
Robert--
Robert
You destroyed my boat, you beat me up in your sleep, and worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other. It is absolutely 150% your fault!
[to Dale and Brennan, holding his neck in pain]
Derek
Of course it's their fault. They're the two biggest dickheads in the world, and they're living in your house.
Nancy
Shut up, Derek.
[Annoyed]
Derek
I'm sorry, but--
Nancy
Please don't cry like that. Please don't, Brennan.
Dale
Mommy!
Alice
DALE!!!
Nancy
I told you that they would feel completely to blame.
Robert
Let's grow up.
Dale
I'm going to throw up. I think I'm going to throw up.
Nancy
Don't throw up.
Dale
All the nice dinner that I had. I'm gonna throw it up.
Robert
You're not gonna throw up, Dale. You're not gonna throw up.
Alice
He's gonna throw up.
Derek
Come on.
Robert
My God, he threw up. Oh, this is ugly.
Derek
Hey, guys. Guys.
[gets his camera ready so he can take their picture]
Dale
This is not nice!
Derek
Alright, dipshits. Right here.
Dale
Stop it, Derek.
Derek
1, 2, 3...
Dale
I don't want my picture taken right now!
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Extraordinary Gifts in Tibet's Rare Children
Naomi Schwartz
In Tibet they ] that there are extraordinary ], with this very special ] — and ]. They are considered actually very rare ], very gifted — like Noah — they are called ].
[[believe; [children; [knowledge; [abilities; [souls; [w:Tulku|tulkus]
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Seize Opportunities or Miss Life's Chances
Angelica
Hey, if you feel it and you don't do everything in your power to reach for it, then you're basically slapping life in the face.
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The Art of Imaginary Words
Benoit Blanc
The killer nearly struck my Achilles Heel. But thank high heaven, at the last moment, I realized what had teased my entire ] through this entire case: ..."imbreathiate". ...It's not a ].
[[brain; [word]
Lionel Toussaint
What?
Miles Bron
Can we just take a second and fully imbreathiate this moment?
Benoit Blanc
It's not a real word. It kinda sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up. Now "reclamation", now, well, that... that is a word, but it's the wrong word.
Miles Bron
This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now.
Benoit Blanc
This entire day...
Miles Bron
The predefinite detective.
Benoit Blanc
...a veritable minefield of ]s...
[[malapropism]
Miles Bron
The infraction point.
Benoit Blanc
... and ]ual errors.
[[fact]
Miles Bron
Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea.
Benoit Blanc
THAT is the ].
[points at the sea outside the mansion; [Aegean Sea]
Claire Debella
Oh, yeah, it is. It is.
Benoit Blanc
His dock doesn't float. His wonder fuel... is a disaster. His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best. He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the ]. Et voila! It all adds up! The key to this entire case, and it was staring me right in the face. Like everyone in the world, I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius, but why? Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion: Miles Bron is an idiot!
[[mystery]
Miles Bron
Oh, please, just tell us who tried to kill me.
Benoit Blanc
Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!
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The Impact of Rejected Love on Men
Angelica
When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most.
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Conflict Over a Dog on the Porch
Janet
I am not going to stand here and be insulted on my own porch.
Miranda
I'll insult you right here.
Janet
Okay, I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way.
Miranda
I'm gonna peace you in the side of the head you don't give us the dog.
Janet
I'm not going to receive that with anything but love.
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Recognition in Parenting Responsibilities
Carla Dunkler
Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.
[to Kiki]
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Unexpected Revelations in a Shared Space
Kathy
A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors.
Karen
Amen.
Kathy
My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.
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