The Last Mimzy - Extraordinary Gifts in Tibet's Rare Children
Naomi Schwartz: [[believe; [children; [knowledge; [abilities; [souls; [w:Tulku|tulkus]
In Tibet they ] that there are extraordinary ], with this very special ] — and ]. They are considered actually very rare ], very gifted — like Noah — they are called ].
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Wanderlust - Unexpected Revelations in a Shared Space
Kathy:
A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors.
Karen:
Amen.
Kathy:
My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.
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Wanderlust - Confrontation Over Deception and Honesty
Karen:
I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us.
Linda:
What?
Karen:
If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?
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Wanderlust - Confronting Deception in Relationships
Karen:
If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.
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Step Brothers - Family Announcement at Holiday Gathering
Derek:
So I just drove off, I started going on my way to Chad Michael Murray’s Christmas party. I think that was the year. And just driving…
Nancy:
I have to interrupt you. Robert, while the children are in the living room, I think this would be a good time to make our announcement.
Dale:
What’s going on?
Robert:
It's over. I'm gonna be moving in with my friend, Jack Handle, and Nancy found a townhouse in the city.
Brennan:
What is this? What’s happening?
Nancy:
What Robert is trying to say is that we are getting a divorce.
Brennan:
Don't do this.
Dale:
No. No!
Derek:
I gotta say, I could've called this one. Yeah.
Dale:
No.
Derek:
Yeah.
Brennan:
Is it our fault?
Dale:
Is it because we were bad?
Nancy:
No, that’s the main thing that Robert and I talked about is that we did not want you two to blame yourselves.
Dale:
What can we do to fix it?
Alice:
Dale, honey, are you okay?
Derek:
Why are you calling him "honey"?
Nancy:
I cannot stress this enough. It is not your fault.
Dale:
Whose fault is it? Oh, I wanna fucking know!
Robert:
Let's cut the shit, it is-it is directly your fault.
Nancy:
Robert--
Robert: [to Dale and Brennan, holding his neck in pain]
You destroyed my boat, you beat me up in your sleep, and worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other. It is absolutely 150% your fault!
Derek:
Of course it's their fault. They're the two biggest dickheads in the world, and they're living in your house.
Nancy: [Annoyed]
Shut up, Derek.
Derek:
I'm sorry, but--
Nancy:
Please don't cry like that. Please don't, Brennan.
Dale:
Mommy!
Alice:
DALE!!!
Nancy:
I told you that they would feel completely to blame.
Robert:
Let's grow up.
Dale:
I'm going to throw up. I think I'm going to throw up.
Nancy:
Don't throw up.
Dale:
All the nice dinner that I had. I'm gonna throw it up.
Robert:
You're not gonna throw up, Dale. You're not gonna throw up.
Alice:
He's gonna throw up.
Derek:
Come on.
Robert:
My God, he threw up. Oh, this is ugly.
Derek: [gets his camera ready so he can take their picture]
Hey, guys. Guys.
Dale:
This is not nice!
Derek:
Alright, dipshits. Right here.
Dale:
Stop it, Derek.
Derek:
1, 2, 3...
Dale:
I don't want my picture taken right now!
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - Struggles of Winning Back a Lost Love
Angelica:
Well, you got to win her back.
Pete:
Believe me, I have tried everything.
Angelica:
Well, what did she say when you told her you loved her?
Pete:
Okay, maybe not everything.
Angelica:
How did she react when you kissed her?
Pete:
Okay, maybe only two things.
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - Understanding the Different Levels of Love
Angelica:
Well is it love, big love, or great love?
Pete:
What do you mean?
Angelica:
Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?
Angelica:
Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete:
Yeah, that just great.
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - Desire and Humor in a Bar Setting
Pete:
Angelica?
Angelica:
Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire?
Pete:
Um... we'd like another round of beers.
Angelica:
Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, you are the object of my desires.
Pete: [pause]
Okay. I think we'll just take the beers for now.
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - Seize Opportunities or Miss Life's Chances
Angelica:
Hey, if you feel it and you don't do everything in your power to reach for it, then you're basically slapping life in the face.
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - The Impact of Rejected Love on Men
Angelica:
When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most.
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Our Idiot Brother - Conflict Over a Dog on the Porch
Janet:
I am not going to stand here and be insulted on my own porch.
Miranda:
I'll insult you right here.
Janet:
Okay, I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way.
Miranda:
I'm gonna peace you in the side of the head you don't give us the dog.
Janet:
I'm not going to receive that with anything but love.
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Our Idiot Brother - Unexpected Legal Tensions Among Friends
Ned:
Okay, I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Cindy: [off-screen, shouting into the phone]
Well, I am sorry I don't have a big, throbbing cock for you!
Janet:
That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.
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Bad Moms - A Humorous Take on Dating in Youth
Carla Dunkler:
When I was in my twenties, I would just walk down the street and it would just be raining dicks wherever I went. It was just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. It was, like, forecast, lot of cock!
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Bad Moms - Recognition in Parenting Responsibilities
Carla Dunkler: [to Kiki]
Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery - The Art of Imaginary Words
Benoit Blanc: [[brain; [word]
The killer nearly struck my Achilles Heel. But thank high heaven, at the last moment, I realized what had teased my entire ] through this entire case: ..."imbreathiate". ...It's not a ].
Lionel Toussaint:
What?
Miles Bron:
Can we just take a second and fully imbreathiate this moment?
Benoit Blanc:
It's not a real word. It kinda sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up. Now "reclamation", now, well, that... that is a word, but it's the wrong word.
Miles Bron:
This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now.
Benoit Blanc:
This entire day...
Miles Bron:
The predefinite detective.
Benoit Blanc: [[malapropism]
...a veritable minefield of ]s...
Miles Bron:
The infraction point.
Benoit Blanc: [[fact]
... and ]ual errors.
Miles Bron:
Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea.
Benoit Blanc: [points at the sea outside the mansion; [Aegean Sea]
THAT is the ].
Claire Debella:
Oh, yeah, it is. It is.
Benoit Blanc: [[mystery]
His dock doesn't float. His wonder fuel... is a disaster. His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best. He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the ]. Et voila! It all adds up! The key to this entire case, and it was staring me right in the face. Like everyone in the world, I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius, but why? Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion: Miles Bron is an idiot!
Miles Bron:
Oh, please, just tell us who tried to kill me.
Benoit Blanc:
Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!
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